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Long Tall Audrey Posted Nov 6, 2005
I wouldn't be bashful about making grumpy happy
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ALPHA-MALE Posted Nov 6, 2005
Well, when I'm not dressing as Batman, I drive a brown van for Ups, work as a call centre drone, am in the SAS, the Marines, The Captain of HMS something or other, Marshall of the Royal Air Force, Robocop, Captain Marvel, Indiana Jones, Sherlock Holmes, and Brad Pitt's stunt double. But I don't do windows. You ? 
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Long Tall Audrey Posted Nov 6, 2005
H'mmm
But heavilly into dressing up by the sound of it
Me? By day, a mild mannered librarian
But it's night time now
I hope to be howling real soon
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ALPHA-MALE Posted Nov 6, 2005
You're very forward Madam ! Report to my tent at once !
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Long Tall Audrey Posted Nov 6, 2005
I cannot be told, merely cajoled
A tent. Really? At the very least I'd expect to be asked nicely to swing on the chandiliers in your secret hideaway,Master Wayne
Nice try, tho
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ALPHA-MALE Posted Nov 6, 2005
Secret Hi Tech hidaways are my favourite location. Chandaliers on standby... I can't see out of this hood...
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Long Tall Audrey Posted Nov 6, 2005
You don't need to see yet. Consider the other four senses, plus that rather fine sixth one I see you've prepared earlier
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Long Tall Audrey Posted Nov 6, 2005
Sweetheart... this server seems to be going down on me just a little too often for first time acquaintence. You, I don't mind, but I do sooo hate gadgets that don't work right
Maybe tomorrow?
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ALPHA-MALE Posted Nov 6, 2005
Pity it's only the server... tomotrrow it it, Milady X
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ALPHA-MALE Posted Nov 6, 2005
I am, but Audrey/Rosie has had to sign off. Get your shopping done ?
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Meter_Maid Posted Nov 6, 2005
I have done. got some wine and some kettle chips and im gonna curl up in fromt of the dvd soon
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Meter_Maid Posted Nov 6, 2005
got the new batman and the new starwars ones. which should i watch first ?
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ALPHA-MALE Posted Nov 6, 2005
Go for Star Wars. That way you'll be asleep for Batman, tease X
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Meter_Maid Posted Nov 6, 2005
I know 1 sorry! you just remind me of him in so many ways. you seem to take care of people when you should be making yopurself happy. just going to have a look around the other threads, then i will sign off. love you lots, dear jack. goodnight.xxxxxx
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