h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

no words jack. you know what i feel. but news years eve was the day you helped me sort out the bully thomas. and you never said. you went home and had that happen. i owe you more than i thought.

Babes, I never realised that's sooo bad.

So, the Mysterious Audrey is the Mysterious Rosie ? the thick plottens..!

ROSIEE !!!! IS THAT REALLY YOU HONEY ?? HELLO BABES ! ITS MARTINA

A lady is always just a little mysterious

Soooooo..... I know Martina, You know Martina, she therefore knows us both; will somebody perform the introductions ?

Hi Tina yes, it's me. Are you sure it's you Lets catch up on [email protected], huh? Great to know alls good for ya now.

I just lurve uniforms babe!

Same site as Kitten here... same club as you

Small world, huh?

Same club ? does this involve secret handshakes ?

It could do Rather depends on whether you'd like it shaken secretly or whether you want to go public!

hi babes. sorry i took so long, but i founbd another site where theyre attacking alpha male again. somebody called spannerpan has tried to belitle jack. this is like idiots again like we had last year, rosie. have a look when you get the chance. why do they do this ?

What are we shaking, again ?

I've seen it, Tina. Don't respond, don't fire back or you will drop to their level. Leave it. I'll sort them both. One should know better, the other knows nothing. Target Locked.

Good question hun - rember the scene well. Think a little tho, hun if it follows like last time, it turned out to be some crazy

I'll go see

whatever comes to hand first handsome

i know you will babes but it just makes me so anry that they thinkl they can say what they like and hide their faces. at least you have always posted with yopur real name.

Tina...leave it hun. It's nothing he can't handle. Looks like the same sad sap as before.

You'll just have to be less irristible Jack,it's your own fault for being a winner

And sometimes, just a leetle too honest for your own good

What makes you think I'm handsome, eh ? You haven't seen me yet ! I don't get off work at Notre Dame for another hour. Then I'm going for a whisky (the Bells)

Sweetheart, this is me you're talking to I don't *think*. I know



When you're off your pedistal Downspout I'll join you for a Jamesons