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Well, the beat would go on if the Call Centre let him use the internet...

It must be hard being a drone in one of those places. Still, I am sure he's up to it. He is after all, 'special'.

surely that depends on your definition of 'special'...?

Good point.

I'm not sure that pathological liars come under the heading of "special".

This is a good article...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4293520.stm

John Alpha,

Please will you stop this. you are not in the SAS you work in a call centre in Liverpool on the UPS contract.

Nobody believes you about the SAS, or that you were the captain of a naval ship.

We are all sick and tired of hearing about it.

It is to laugh.... New depths, eh ? be Submarines, next. Good name this time around. Suits you.

SPANNERPAN

why ar you doing this ? why are you so concerned with trying to drag a good man down ? you hav eno reason to do this surely. jack is a good freind to every one who meets him, and every one he speaks to. he was there for me when nobody else was and he was the only person who didnt abandon me or give up. he turned my life arounf and is the only man who didnt expect anything in return. it does not matter where he works now or who for, and i know he was a soldier, cos ive seen the proof, and as far as im concerned he is the only officer who is a gentleman. is so much better than you that you have to pull him down ? please gromw up and give him peace. hes earned it.

and he never said he was still in the sas or that he was ever in the navy. you just lie and its so wrong.

Spannerpan,

I'd suggest you don't get into a discussion with "Meter Maid".

If you want to know why, please email me on [email protected]

I'd be very interested to hear about this UPS contract you mention.

Cheers

Oh, "Jack" while we are on the subject of Regiments.
What Regiment is it that called you back to service? We now know it's not the TA or the Hereford Gun Club. that lack of knowledge about Brecon was absolutely shocking. I was very upset with you.

I'd just like to know this before I move on to your next fib. The next one is titanic!

Oh, and is this a Strawman tactic by throwing the never before mentioned Navy into it? If so, it's brilliant. No one would spot that.

This just gets even better...I watch and read with amusement and baited breath, for the next lie to be posted...

Ah well, it appears to me that the alpha-male is somewhat deluded. It is as if he cannot see the line between fantasy and reality, either that or everyone elses line is a lot thicker than his...

Meter-Maid...I strongly recommend that you check your facts before jumping on the defensive.

Remarkable. Someone else who has not been taken in by these terminological inexactitudes. Good on you!

Why thanks very much - what can I say, I have had the opportunity to listen to a lot of BS in my time, and I can smell bulls a mile away...I also like the smell of fear too, of which I can smell also.

Ah well...such is life.

I've often found that when confronted with the facts liars either run off (sometimes letting others clean up the mess) or build new and even more elaborate whoppers to tell.

This guy who was dating my sis years ago used to tell her that while in Ireland he was stationed near the Falls Road for a whiel. My uncle once pulled him up on it at a family do telling him there were no bases near the Falls Road area. He got a bit flustered, then responded by saying he was on one of the hidden bases that the general public don't know about.

He had a skill that man.

Not that this in *any* way is conected to this situation. At all. No way.

Ay, I tell thee...you dont 'alf gimme a chuckle in mornin'...anyway, must get on with some work. Real work. Not made up work. In my real job. Where I dont have to pretend. Have a nice day!

Ah, yes, but how do I know that? You may have some fake ID you can buy in the market.

isnt it strange how you 2 keep tearing jack to bits when neither of you answerd any of his questions. isiah is just the liar he point out jack to be cos he hasnt proved onr of his claims yet, but he just keeps attackin jack. your just a liar, and a stupid one. now we can see what your all about, you want to make out your special by dragging at some one who is, and its unpallettable

Isn't it starnge how your IP address matched that of Alpha Male. You must use the same PC. Oh, I get it now...

Now there's a mighty shock.

Nice work on the typos as well, son. Very flash.

Well, "Meter Maid" let's play a little game shall we. If Jack answers one of my questions, I'll answer a comparable one of his.

Let's start with his Regiment, shall we?

Until then, you are dismissed.

you cant back up your claims can you isiah and nick because your dirty secret is goinjg public now. jack had no interest in you and your backstabbing whatever sluts are involved but attaking him for fun is going to start a ball rolling, and i'v seen it before. he always wins cos he alwayshas and i think thats what he s doing now

Yes, he's a winner and that is why he works in a call centre and pretends he is in the SAS!

Slow day, today, Jack?

Sorry to rain on your parade, son, but the consensus is that you are telling porkies.

Right, back to work for me. Catch you later. I think you are on til 9ish.

Remember to pick it up, then the ringing stops...

i know he was. i know what you are, and what you do and you wont win, cos all you get will be HP sauce, ifthats all your worth, and it looks like you suit each other