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Jack,

My wife is a member of this group and pointed me to your post.

Firstly, allow me to explain that I have been in the forces for 18 years, and from 1999 until 2002 I co-ordinated Territorial Units in the London area. I therefore know how they operate and can tell you with some certainty that what you are suggesting is erroneous.

It is impossible to "rotate" for a couple of weeks into a combat area, and no further Territorial Regiments have been sent into any overseas theatre since late 2004. This is a Ministerial steer, and has not been rescinded. I should know as I have been in Afghanistan and Iraq since 2003 and I still keep ties to my old job.

Therefore, you must be replacing home based troops, in which case this is not done on a weekly basis. It is done only on a weekend basis when TA Units are required for exercise and cross duty. It is also very rare as these contingencies are permanently in place, even during wartime. As I said, I co-ordinated all of London for over 3 years so I know what I am talking about.

So, since you can ONLY belong to a part time unit (the re-activation of service for regular personnel only occurs in laughable bad American movies), why are you claiming that you are "shipping out" for "a few weeks"?

What state is your bikini in ?

Back to Black Special.

And because you have now shown intimate knowledge of military operations I will believe eveything you say.

Or not.

After I was pointed towards your "rotation" crap I was pretty peeved. That was why I posted. When I heard you claimed you were in the SAS, I was even angrier. I have never served with them, but I do know a handful from working out of Brecon. I won't insult them by asking if they have ever heard of you.

I'll be exposing some more of your outright lies soonest. There's lots to choose from.

"Working out of Brecon" indeed... back to your Boy's book of Soldiers, or whoever is feeding you your rubbish. No body works out of Brecon. In your need to slag me off, you turned over too many pages.

You really are a silly girl.

Smith ? I expected you to use a more... colourful name, this time.

As you, and several other genuine posters are aware, I don't lie. Neither do I make the claims you state. What statements I have made are honest and open to the people concerned, and using my real name. Your desperation to "expose the truth", Miss, has led you to reveal something that so far only Two people have been privy to. One of them is Evadne Cake. Remember her, the dyslexic you delighted in pulling apart ? (That was unacceptable treatment, and I demand an apology)And yourself; A classic case of a woman scorned- except you weren't scorned, were you ? This is not the first time your jealousy has led to this disguise business. Your writing style has given you away as much as anything else, and it is this fact which has allowed other people to recognise you when the matter was discussed by e-mail last night. Your military knowledge has been gleaned from out dated sources, too. This pantomime should stop before you get in to trouble, sweetheart. It isn't too late... Let me help ?

Jack

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Son of Nelson Bunker Kreelman, yes: The comic book namesake has been pointed out tediously... I've seen it all before, madam.

You WILL apologise for Evadne Cake.

Brecon is a training area.

The base, as you should have read by now in your collection of interesting comics, is NOW called Stirling Lines. It wasn't always so.

Take your lies and fantasies off, 'Isaiah'.

Dismissed.

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Pssst....Jack...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brecon

Don't tell anyone I gave you this...just look at the bit about Dering Lines, et al.

No one needs to know that you didn't know all this.

Our secret.

Wikipedia ? that's where you're getting this ?

No, it's just a good online encyclopaedia to show people on here where your shortfalls are when it comes to truth.

Saves directing people through google.

Oh, I see what you have tried doing there. You tried deflecting it onto me in order to dodge your lack of knowledge. Masterful!

So, now that you are educated on the Brecon situation...care to come clean?

As we know, I am clean. You are a disturbed individual. But people who need to know, do. By know the truth is with the people you tried to poison, missy.

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Hardly, miss. You don't have what it takes in that department. good try with the fold out book, that. Considering I did something similar seconds ago. Pathetic. Aren'tyou supposed to be at work soon ?

Actually, I am on leave. Oh, hang on...

I am replacing troops being rotated.

Yes, that's it.

And I really am in the SAS. Really really really.

There. Said it three times. Must be true, eh, Jack?

And you are still on this "miss" riff....

If you want to fight, missy, do it here, "Christian Soldier".

I'm not going anywhere, "Captain".

So, this military record of yours?

Strech back far does it?

It does, ma'am, it does.

It would have to to match up with the dates.

Ah, but more of that later.

So...what regiment are you in?

What ! Don't you know ? Have your MI5 sources let you down already ? How about yours, my two hackled, SAS ghurkha ?

Two coloured hackle, Baron Munchausen. Not two hackles.

That should narrow it down for a genuine squaddie. Oh, I forget....sorry.

No MI5 sources, just a guy that works in the project of updated the MRs at Aldershot. It will take about 5 days he said. No problem. I can wait.

In the meantime, if you want to narrow it down, that would be cool.

If will have to be later though, I hav to go and pick my girl up from school.

TTFN.