h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmmm...it's been a while since I've met a drop dead gorgeous babe...quite a while...too much of a while...but back to the subject:

WELCOME TO THE GUIDE!

Allow myself to introduce...myself. I am a Thomas and I am an H2G2 Guardian Angel. I'm just here to let you know that if you need help with anything (The GuideML, stuff about entries, etc.) just find me or one of my Angelic Comrades and we'll do our best to help!

*Flies away with an aura of small shininess*

well it just might be your lucky day.... Thomas....

um... how did you find me? i just came on now, and am very confused...

PS normal flirting service will resume as soon as I've got the hang of things.....

Hello !!!

Welcome to the Guide !!!

Given that I'm a shallow, vain, & exceedingly desperate for some company. I've got my own personal tropical island that I'm currently removing the feral, uncivilized Survivors from...

...so if you feel like being marooned with an egocentric, preening male. Why not take a boat-ride to ...

http://www.h2g2.com/A401950

Your Expectantly
M.K*

*barges Matthew out of the way*
Hi, welcome to h2g2! I'm one of the Assistant Community Editors, so if you need any advice on anything h2g2 related, feel free to ask!

If you're looking for somewhere to go, you might want to try the welcome page for newcomers - http://www.h2g2.com/A5752 - or the Aces' homepage - http://www.h2g2.com/Aces - which has lots of interesting links. Also, if you click on the h2g2 logo in the top left corner, it will take you back to the front page, which gets updated daily with all the latest goodies.

While you're here, we'd also like you to contribute to the guide - try searching for some topics that interest you, and if there are no current entries on those topics, why not write one? If you're interested, have a look at http://www.h2g2.com/writing-guidelines for an idea of what we're looking for.

Have fun!

Hey ! Get Out Of The Way You Big Oaf !!!

M.K*

now now boys... trust me, you'll each get a turn...

*sultry* so a deserted island huh... I may have to commission a boat to get across there... either of you know a good-looking captain?

Cap'n Steve to the rescue...

I just thought I'd drop by and say hi - "hi". I'm new(ish) to the place myself.

Steve

*waves*

hey! I saw you in the F&F and thought I'd come pop around... though I see lots of the men have already got to you....

ah well, if you ever feel like some female company, all you need do is click on my name and you'll find my page....

Arch FC

I noticed you there too, and I've been known to dance occasioanlly around here and IRL, so if you ever need a pertner just shout.

A dancer? wow... what sort do you specialise in? I really dont mind, and in my time have been known to do a bit of everything....

so many men out there are so being nice to me... (sighs) Is it just me or are you this nice to all the ladies?

Well obviously we're all accomplished stalkers, which is how we found you. But before you get too worried, the two normal ways I find new people on h2g2 is either because they post to some of the forums I hang out in (e.g. the Forum & Firkin) or because I see them on the list of online users (which I believe is available from one of the buttons on any screen if you use the Alabaster 'skin' for this site; failing that, go to my page (click on my name at the top of this forum entry), and just above the bit with discussions surrounding my entry, there's an Online Users link (loads of people have this on their pages) - shows you who's been accessing the guide recently.

As for dancing, I used to do some ballroom and some latin dancing at college, and have done a bit of salsa and a bit of ceroc more recently.

Well, I haven't got any doctor titles to brag about, I don't own any islands worth speaking of, I can't sail anything bigger than a canoe, I've never run for President, and I don't think anybody that knows me would consider me particularly angelic. But that's not going to stop me from making a pass at each and every drop dead gorgeous babe to show up in here

So...

Hi, haven't I seen you somewhere?



~Bistro

you must have done, or at least seen my name somewhere....

there are so many nice men around h2g2... how is one girl able to cope!

hmm... let me get this right Bistroist.... your not a doctor, you dont own an island, can sail a canoe, which could be most romantic under the stars, havent run for president, and not very angelic... the last one may just sway me...

Hello again GB,

I thought I'd just drop by and say hi again as my previous attempt seems to have been overlooked in the general rush!

I hope you don't mind me shortening your name to GB, but it sounds like the best bit of your name and the DD bit on its own could be taken the wrong way

I too haven't got a doctorate in anything, but I've been told that I'm definitely a master in certain areas.

* M.K sees Bistroist waltz in... *

How the hell are we suppose to compete when he walks in !!!

* He leaves before his fragile ego is bruised... *

M.K*

*regards frenzied sea of testosterone that are the other male conversers in this forum*

Wow! Now that's impressive. Few are the people who can reduce this hardened group of online bachelors to such gibbering wrecks. In record time too!

It just goes to show how many people sit with the 'who's online' box open all the time and are total suckers for an alluring nickname. Err... a bit like me. D'oh!

Smart work, GB

*blushes* I seem to have found the techniqure which allures the men, yes... So i take it you are another to fall under the spell?

And Matthew, I know its hard, but Bistro cant show me round his island....

*turns to Bistro, and puts her arm through his...* So where are we off to you unangelic being you?


(I will get to your pages... trust me, its just taking some time! I didnt quite expect so much of a welcome!)

Steady on, you - you'll have the censors down on us if you're not careful!

(And no innuendo about 'having anyone' or 'down on us' either... )

moi?

This might just be the last place PE would come looking for me ...
I could show you a few interesting places round here, if you come out with me, I promise not to mention that string vest