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Greetings and good luck on the revolution
datagod Started conversation Aug 15, 2000
I'm new here myself. Just thought I'd drop you a line to say "Hi" and wish you luck on the whole revolutionary bit.
Have fun storming parliament.
-datagod.
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Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back... Posted Aug 15, 2000
Dear Evil Dictator,
_______We are writing to demand the release of the political prisoner RedWills. We know him to be a political prisoner because his nickname says so. We know you to be an evil dictator because you are holding RedWills as a political prisoner. This is NOT circular reasoning. Free RedWills immediately, or we shall be forced to send more letters, each as inane and irritating to read as this one. Don't mess with us, punk. Free RedWills NOW!
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RedWills Da Chairboy Posted Aug 15, 2000
Hey!, it's RedWills here.
Thanks for your support, but the evil dictator is not here I'm afraid. If you want to have me freed you will have to write to him at his address of residence, 10 Downing Street. He is the evil one who has me as a prisoner and millions of other working class people too!. Help me!.
Thank you
RedWills
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RedFish ><> Posted Aug 15, 2000
***PRESS RELEASE***
Ahem, as a repreasentative of the only Dictator on h2g2, namely the Masque of the Red Heering I would like to inform the public that niether he or any of his staff have anything to do with the imprisonment of RedWills. It is our beleif that he has been imprisoned by the government of an evil western imperialist capitalist bourgoisie regime who wish to repress his truly heroic left wing beliefs.
***END OF PRESS RELEASE***
---RedFish (Red for the same reason)
"Vote for us: save the fishes!"
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Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back... Posted Aug 15, 2000
robot:*BEEP*"free RedWills."
BEGIN_PROGRAM
INIT>BOURGOISE-O-SEARCH
...SCANNING...
...SCANNING...
BOURGOISE_LEVELS:5.02%
...ERROR:MINIMAL_LEVELS
CONCLUS=MESSAGE_RECIPIENT_NOT_PRESENT
*CONTINUE_MOVING*
SLEEP_PROGRAM
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RedFish ><> Posted Aug 16, 2000
*sighs with releif*
whew, I passed
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RedWills Da Chairboy Posted Aug 16, 2000
Well, thanks for all your support guys but I'm sorry to say that this evil-western imperialist government still has me trapped. I have come to the conclusion that the only way to free me would be for the masses of this country to rise up and defeat the evil regime.
RedWills-STILL imprisoned
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RedFish ><> Posted Aug 16, 2000
Hmmmm. Well.... this could be tough....
*ponders for a wee while*
*clicks his fingers*
*an SAS survival kit, incorporating UZI and rubber duck appears inside RedWills' cell*
Use it wisely my friend
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RedWills Da Chairboy Posted Aug 18, 2000
*looks at kit for a while blankly*
Err.....thanks a lot. 
RedWills
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Greetings and good luck on the revolution
- 1: datagod (Aug 15, 2000)
- 2: Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back... (Aug 15, 2000)
- 3: RedWills Da Chairboy (Aug 15, 2000)
- 4: RedFish ><> (Aug 15, 2000)
- 5: Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back... (Aug 15, 2000)
- 6: RedFish ><> (Aug 16, 2000)
- 7: RedWills Da Chairboy (Aug 16, 2000)
- 8: RedFish ><> (Aug 16, 2000)
- 9: RedWills Da Chairboy (Aug 18, 2000)
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