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Pajamas
Posted Nov 30, 2000
Saw a man today cycling down the main road in his pajamas. Go Figure??
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Latest reply: Nov 30, 2000
My mind messes
Posted Nov 14, 2000
Had a thought this morning that is circling my mind like a vulture.
If you managed to remove memory brain tissue undamaged from a human or even madder an animal and then transplanted it again unharmed to a human patient would that person now have the original memories from the transplantee and if so would it be put in a context that would make sense to the new host. The thought of this for some reason kind of freaks me out. I think it's time I went back to the red pills.
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Latest reply: Nov 14, 2000
Good News
Posted Nov 6, 2000
When buying a new bottle of salad cream on the weekend I looked at the label on its curved bottle to see the magical words - 50% extra.
Yes it's true it's true.
After filling my trolley with it I made my way home triumphantly to make me a chicken and salad cream sandwich. I lead an exciting life.... on the edge
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Radiator no good
Posted Nov 3, 2000
The large bottle Salad cream was left out of the fridge by my flatmates and to rub it in it was left next to a radiator.
I'm not a savage, salad cream must be chilled in order to experience the full flavour.
They must be punished.
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Latest reply: Nov 3, 2000
Lock 'em up
Posted Oct 24, 2000
Around the world there is a breed of human whose danger to society is being ignored by the governments of the world. These people I refer to once located should be locked up away from the harm they can inflict on themselves and others, they have a madness of such extremes that they cannot justify their actions even to themselves in a manner that cannot be understood by any ration being.
The infliction I talk of is the action of setting the time on the alarm clock 5 mins fast. The reason for this behaviour (or so I have been told) is that the mental person in question gets a 5 minute lie-in. You see through their reasoning the alarm goes off at 7am, although because the clock is fast it is 6.55am therefore when they get up after a 5 minute lie-in it is 7.00. LOCK THESE PEOPLE AWAY.
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