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The Budget, prime Miniusters Questions and Plate Tectonics.

Post 1

egon

Right, today's the Budget (note for non-Brits: The Chancellor of the Exchequer, currently Gorrdon brown, stands up in the House of Commons and talks a lot of confusing tewaddle about economics, the highlight of which are always how much tax on beer and fags have gone up).

When I left my house about an hour ago, the Budget was on TV on BBC1 (news bulletin), BBC2, ITV1, BBC News 24, BBC Parliament, ITV News and Sky News, and on RAdio 4 (news bulletin) and on Radio Five Live.

Prior to the budget, I was listening to Priume Minister's Question Time in the bath (I was in the bath, that is,not Prime Minister's Question Time), and I've decided I shoulding that, as there is something quite worrying about sitting, naked, throwing a bar of soap at the radio and shouting "no, you imbecile, ANSWER THE BLOODY QUESTION!"

Oh, and "plate tectonics" sounds really funny in a Sunderland accent.


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Post 2

Number Six

Perhaps they shoud try 'Prime Minister's Question Time in the Bath' to improve the audience figures?

"I refer the Honourable Gentleman to the answer I gave a few moments earlier, and also request that he passes me the soap"

smiley - mod


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Post 3

egon

"mister Speaker, I am most offended by the honourable member's reckless use of the flannel..."


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Post 4

Mu Beta

I refer the Right Honourable Gentleman to the rubber ducky...

B


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Post 5

Number Six

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Post 6

Mu Beta

You might have to explain that one to me. smiley - erm

B


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Post 7

egon

What was post 5?

Now I think of it, if they're having PMQs in my bath, does that mean I'll be naked with a bar of soap and a bottle of shampoo in the House of Commons?


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Post 8

Number Six

Email me at the BBC and I'll tell you, assuming B hasn't already... you know the address, no?

smiley - mod


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Post 9

egon

Is it your real name with a dot in the middle perchance?


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Post 10

Saturnine

smiley - erm All this budget stuff has passed me by I am afraid (I spent yesterday engrossed in Pokemon and the glorious grossness of Wal Mart). Has Brown messed it up again? smiley - erm


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Post 11

Number Six

smiley - huh What d'you mean, again? smiley - erm

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Post 12

Mu Beta

I have to say that is a strange POV. As a staunch Tory, I've always admired Gordon Brown as being the one member of the Labour Cabinet with his head screwed on the right way round.

Of course, this could also be the exact reason why Sat hates him...

B


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Post 13

Saturnine

I don't hate Brown. I just seem to remember the country needing to borrow a whole bunch of cash to cover his mistakes a while back. But then, I've been in Canada a while, I've almost forgotten the existance of the UK, so my political knowledge could be going with it.


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Post 14

Mu Beta

I'm perfectly in favour of Brown's borrowing. If it deteriorates the world's monopolistic banks to any extent, it's got to be a good thing.

Oh my God, how left-wing was that? **buys a LibDem campaign badge**

B


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Post 15

Number Six

Hey, look, a Tory with a conscience smiley - wow

smiley - run

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Post 16

Mu Beta

Let's face it, I'm politically inconclusive.

B


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Post 17

egon

*plans to add B rio the lib dems mailing list...*


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Post 18

Alfredo Marquez

Did you get round to renewing your Lib Dem membership Egon???

smiley - ale


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Post 19

egon

oh, not yet, no.


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Post 20

Alfredo Marquez

Neither did I but they still keep sending me letters and the other day I recieved my pack to vote for the members of the National Exec

smiley - ale


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