h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello! Had fun last night???!

We had 'fun' wandering around London afterwards as we missed the last train... typical eh. Never mind, it was all enjoyable enough not to taint that experience!
So... see you at the next meetup?!

Ummm, well, despite what you may think, nothing happened, if you know what I mean. I went straight home after walking Joe aka Arnia to Holborn tube station. No possibility of naughtiness at all.
You might want to address that question to Mina and Zebedee, though... *completely s***-stirring*

Sorry to hear about your unexpected tour of London; still, at least there was a group of you, so no harm done, I guess.

I'm not going to commit at this stage, but yeah, I really want to go to the next thing wherever it may be. So I guess I may well see you there...

I want gossip and I want it now!!!

Pretty pretty please?

Despite a couple of extremely flattering offers, I remained chaste and, to prove such, here is a breakdown of my movements after leaving the pub. I can't remember any of the times, of course, so I'll fabricate those and hope no-one notices...

10:58 Leaves pub with Joe aka Arnia, who N7 was concerned about, his being diabetic and everything. N7 suggests a visit to the McD's near Holborn tube station if J needed some carbohydrates. J thinks about it.
11:10 Gets to tube station. J decides against McD's, and has to zoom off sharpish to Marylebone to catch his train. N7 departs once J has entered tube station, and heads for home.
11:15 N7 arrives at home, and immediately puts on the tape of Cult videos he'd bought on Friday at a ridiculous volume and has the neighbours complaining within the space of 5 mins. N7 answers neighbours' angry housecall p*ssed out of his brain and wearing only his boxer shorts, which helped to defuse the situation somewhat.
11:35 N7 finally staggers to bed with that universal cureall, the pint of tap-water. Note absence of any other researchers from bed, flat and love-life. Note also total lack of gossip.

I heard my name. Tch,
if I hadn't been abaandoned by the young lad with nice legs I might not have been tempted.

Who was that then Mina?

Nexus Seven.
Phwoar!
But he left the table, and I didn't think my legs would work if I stood up, so I couldn't chase him.
I think he lives fairly local though...

Um. Er. Well, 'abandoned' is a bit harsh, surely? I was under the impression that you might not have been short of better offers anyway...

I wouldn't say better offers hon.
Just different.
I'm covered in bruises.

I wouldn't say better offers hon.
Just different.
I'm covered in bruises.

oops. sorry.

I hope I'm not responsible... For the bruises, I mean!

Cheer up! Here's a

And my departure and bailing out of continuing the fun elsewhere was due to circumstance, not choice...

(a bit like my involvement with the celibacy thread, really...)

I am about to start writing up the details for Saturday. If there is anything you want me to include or anything you think I might have missed - drop me a line on [email protected] and I will see if I can add it in.

Smiley Ben was resonsible for the bruises. And if I could find his page I'd go and complain to him.

Abi, if you could forget I was there I'd appreciate it.

Mina! It wasnt that bad! Honestly!

oh and if you want Ben's page you'll get it from DDs homepage. *definitely not stirring*

But I wouldn't sue Mina cos I think he will countersue. Apparently he is covered in scabs and cuts!!!

Honestly you lot!

Well... you said enjoy yourselves Abi! And it is Mina we're talking about!

Scabs and cuts? That's not my style at all. nononono.
*looks innocent*

Well... one long strip.

He wanted me to kiss it better...

And did you? I don't remember him letting me do that.