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Lost in Scotland Posted Aug 7, 2000
ATTENTION SHOPPERS! THIS IS A CUSTOMER ANNOUNCEMENT!
I have a logon thingy for EasyEverything that I most probably won't be able to use, since we don't have any EasyEverything places here in Greenock. It's got £0.96 left on it. Anyone want it?? First one to tell me they want it can have it!
This concludes this customer announcement.
And BTW. Welcome to the mad house, Alex!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 7, 2000
Hmmmph, sounds like I missed all the fun!
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Lost in Scotland Posted Aug 7, 2000
EasyEverything in the middle of a saturday night isn't very much fun, mate.
I was going into my state of hangover while in front of the computer and the server connection kept breaking down. No fun at all.
But still, it was probably better than sitting outside Prince's Mall (or whatever it's called) all night, waiting for the train.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 7, 2000
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Demon Drawer Posted Aug 7, 2000
And who were you calling drunk at least *we* took him somewhere. We didn't think he'd like to come on with us to CC's we weren't that drunk then.
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Lost in Scotland Posted Aug 8, 2000
Don't fight over me, boys.. I could've thought of it myself, you know. The bouncer at EasyEverything was a bit hesitant to let me in, though, since we weren't very sober-looking when we came stumbling along the street, arm in arm, singing "Flower of Scotland" and all..
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 8, 2000
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Aug 8, 2000
They're there to march you to a cash machine if you look like you're just gonna hang about and not put any money in their nice computers. Or maybe to chuck guys out who think Easy Everything refers to the women who use the place.
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Lost in Scotland Posted Aug 8, 2000
He stood really threatening-looking in front of the door, telling us that we couldn't come in unless we could prove to him that we weren't as drunk as he thought we were, and that we also had to quiet down. SO I guess that was the third time the party was told to shut up..
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 8, 2000
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 8, 2000
That's simple - all you need to do is first make him think you're much drunker than you really are...
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Babel17 Posted Aug 8, 2000
You see? You see what I miss when I get dragged away early?
Next time I am there until the bitter end! Even if it means EasyEverything or somebodys floor!
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Lost in Scotland Posted Aug 9, 2000
As Peet said, it's all about appearances. If you sound really drunk and disorderly when you approach the door, and then all of a sudden can stand without swaying too much, they get really confused. Bouncers aren't the world's smartest people, you know. (They are, however, usually pretty big and burly, so if I offended any bouncers out there, please don't look me up and beat me to a bloody pulp, okay?)
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- 22: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 7, 2000)
- 23: Lost in Scotland (Aug 7, 2000)
- 24: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 7, 2000)
- 25: Demon Drawer (Aug 7, 2000)
- 26: Lost in Scotland (Aug 8, 2000)
- 27: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Aug 8, 2000)
- 28: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Aug 8, 2000)
- 29: Lost in Scotland (Aug 8, 2000)
- 30: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Aug 8, 2000)
- 31: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Aug 8, 2000)
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