h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

all I can say is: no names, no pack drill

It's surprising how creative you can be with Muller Crunch Corner yoghurts.

B

Just don't get caught using any three pointed flapjacks.

hmmm.... the triangular shape could be... interesting though tolberone (err however its spelt), anyone
Oh, and honey turned out to be a bad idea.... way* too sticky yogart works well enough though Mind, needent necesarily be food per sai... Ice cubes can be pretty versatile...
damnit. Icecream, icelollys. clearly Iv'e not finished my research yet

I think the closest I'm ever going to get to mixing sex and food is to take a breather halfway through and have a cup of tea and a slice of cake. So, put the kettle on, start sex, make the tea, eat cake, drink tea, finish sex.

Should take about 15 minutes all in, job's a good'un, and if you make enough tea there'll still be some warm in the pot for afterwards Okay, I'm sold on this sex and food idea

and when the teas all gone, its time for heading to the pub...

Aye, you'll have a bit of a thirst on after all that work

I think the sex/food trend peaked in 1986 when Mickey Rourke could still be considered sexy. Kim Basinger might still be able to pull it off, Mickey... not so much.

mmmmmhhhh Honey

I'm learning a lot about Sho that I didn't know before

No... trust me, I've researched this, honey is far* too sticky, and getty into places you don't want it to-ee.... really.... it is.... You get jaw ake and diabetes trying to lick it up ahh...

nono, no problems with honey here

And as for the crumbs from the flapjacks

really?!
I guess I've just not got much of a sweet tooth.... and there is only so much one can do with bacon and cheese.... trust me... I tried mind.... cream... its not actually over the top sweet stuff, so that's OK for my sense of taste Simularly chocolate is OK, as its got the bitterness thing going on... actually, I think that is why beer can go so well with choclate.... I oughta get in a bunch of differnt choclate one time, and a bunch of beers, to match them too err, that is outside the 'food and sex' stuff mind, that's just 'food and beer', which is, a perfectly 'normal' thing to think about combinding mmm... shoclate, and cream though... and... with maybe soem oops... entirely forgot what I was going to say there...

If I remember rightly, one of the reasons chocolate is so sensual is that its melting point is very close to around body temperature, so I guess it wouldn't be too difficult to have a bath in melted chocolate without any discomfort... and quite a lot of pleasure

Be a bugger to clean. A sort of solidified chocolate tide-mark.

**is going to have rude dreams about Sho and a pot of honey tonight**

B

Let's put it this way: I shall definitely be putting myself in the Winnie The Pooh role...

B

I... nope... can't remember what I was going to say... again

*exits thread with as much grace as it's possible to muster given the circumstances*