Manners
Manners are the universial way of p**sing other people off, none knows who or what made a napkin on your lap a required action for stuffing pieces of animal carcas into a hole in your face. They just don't make sense, at all, and unfourtunatly, they never will.
Thats why I do not use these things called manners, the world is a confusing enough place, even without manners so there is no reason to make more rules and restrictions on more things. And whats with internet manners? You don't need manners if you are not partaking in actuall human contact, LOOK AT ME I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS, IT'S NOT THAT BAD OF A THING YOU KNOW, IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE FUN, TRY IT SOME TIME. Manners. HA! I've given up on them! Who needs manners! I don't, (burp) noone does! (fart) The world is to complicated. (Burp, fart, nose pick) So I urdge all two of you people reding this message to boycott manners! Go outside and chant "NO MANNERS, NO MANNERS!". Just go out side and do it, go on, you can do it, go, don't be embarrassed, look at my bad grammar, spelling, use of language, I'm not embarrassed. OH FOR GOD SAKES JUST DO IT, YOU'RE BEING REDICULOUS!
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