h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Once again I, Zonnie, ruler of the people who cant spell worth crap, will now insult and degrate an accepted part of society that most of you are used to, but that I am enraged by. I am talking to you today about the worlds most evil item of clothing it is called a tux, or tuxedo, but im not sure if I spelled it correctly. These are the most uncomfortable things on earth! They make the most slobs like myself (you know the type, the guys who hang in front of the TV (or "Telie") all day wearing baggy pants an no shirt.) fell like we are in some sort of human shaped cardboard box. You can bearly burp in those things, and if you fart it just sort of stays in those thight pants with you, its no fun and almost completely pointless. In summary, TUXEDOS SUCK! thank you for the time you have taken to read this. Have a good day.