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*opens cupboard*

*gets out hammer and nails*

How do you make a competition using a hammar and nails?

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You'll see

*hides what she's doing*

*tap, tap, tap*

*opens cupboard*

*gets out some paint and a brush*

*splash splash, splash splash*

*stands back, covered in paint and with a splinter in her finger, to show a sign saying 'sleeping competition- new mattress for the winner!'*

*applauds*

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*bows*

Ithangkyoah.

And, for my next trick, I shall...

*opens cupboards*

*pulls out several mattresses*

*settles down on one*

*grabs three, piles them on to pof each other, and bounces on them*
Woohoo!!

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*mumbles something in sleep and turns over*

*continues bouncing on the mattresses*

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*wakes to hear a PING! from MM's mattress*

*says 'Ow', stops bouncing and frowns at her ankle*

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erm..
*comes in, reads notice, finds mattress, sleeps*
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Gurus
CommunityArtists

Darn- you woke me up?

Oh... sorry SM! Erm...

*tries bouncing on the mattress again*

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*watches curiously*

*stops, frowns at her ankle again, then determinedly continues bouncing*

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*readies the bandages*

*carries on sleeping*
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Gurus
CommunityArtists

*carries on bouncing*

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*carries on being a student*

*brain breaks*

Oowwwww...

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