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Hi Em xxx

It's hard work looking after a child on your own for a full weekend, don't know how you do it !. I'll be glad to get back to work for a rest and some adult company . But having said that I have enjoyed it really, Helen is a right little daddy's girl .

Well gosh I am right knackered now so will be in bed soon. So what have you been upto this weekend, probably wont recognise you with your new hair cut, so you've gone dark have you, will that be matching collar and cuffs then ? .

Good to hear you will be back at work next week, sure you will soon be back to your old confident self, and dont forget 'non carbarundum iligitimi' if you don't know what it means I will tell you next time I see you . Sorry to hear you've got a sore shoulder/neck perhaps you've been sat in a draft or maybe it has something to do with Emshothooters .

Well off to bed, speak soon. Take care

Hiya David

Gosh imagine that!!! hard work looking after a child on your own for a weekend, and us single mums get so much stick trying our best doing it full-time

Nah its not much different really, its still got blonde in it, just not as much, and its just slightly shorter, so i'm still recognisable, and yes back to matching collars & cuffs......

Yep back at work Thurs mornin i'm not really lookin forward to it, but anxious to get back and build me confidence back up.Nope i don't know what it means, sorry i cant help being thick

I dont think it's me hothooters, i think i may have slept funny, stupid feather pillows, but the pain was horrible, its still sore now, just not as much.

Well i went to Wigan watching the band on Saturday, spent yesterday recovering. I believe Shameless are gonna be using their music in the up-coming series, aswell as a Hollywood movie, how cool eh!!, and they were on Waterloo Road a few weeks back. I think there on Radio1..? this Wed-night too. I'm just made up they're getting more recognition.

Well i may spend me next few spare days cleaning that front room of mine, if i can be bothered, unless something more exciting pops up

Chat soon, take care n stay safe

You here?? your names online

Guess not

Chat soon.

Hi Em

Hope you don't think I was being nasty in that last text, I was just saying that I do text you often and post on here too. I was just taken aback by the tone of that text you sent me

How is it back at work ?, things going ok, hope so , as always I am busy. Had to deal with druggie today who has a £50 a day habbit. His family though pay for his drugs, they have even taken a loan out to pay for them !!!. They are so scared of him apparently that they have spent abouy £3000 on him in the last 3 months.

Anyway hope we are still friends .

Chat and see ya soon David.

Hiya David

Hope your well?, come back and chat to me soon??

Love Em.. xxx

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I don't know what I said wrong Em, I know I was drunk but I thought I was being sensible and discret. I forgot what I wrote but you have text me since so it cant have been to bad

Hope you are OK

I am knacked after being on 3 xmas dos on the trot, but I am off tomorrow so I can have a nice day chillin

Well hope you are OK btw that latin thing I wrote a few weeks ago ,Non cabarundum illigitimi' means 'Dont let the b@st@rds grind you down' thought it was appropiate for what you were going through.

Speak soon love n kisses

Heyy David

Now if i had known you were off, you could have come here for a cuppa, i was off today and for the next 8-days too, whoooohooooo, so your welcome round?

The posting wasn't offensive, you used the A-word for bottom, about yourself mind.
I had a really good laugh on friday night, although i didnt feel all that comfortable in a dress, i bet i looked a sight, anyway there was no need to be jealous of that tall guy, he was fun, and i danced alot with him, but i don't think i'll see him again, like i said i had a laugh, and it was really needed. I was very drunk though, could you tell, i noticed Mark out in Dali Bar too, god if his head gets anymore further up his backside, he'll be turnin inside out .
I had only come of a nightshift fri-mornin, had literally an hours sleep, then had to go to a meeting, went out on fri-night, got in about 4-ish am, sleep about 5am, alarm goin off at 6:30am for work, got in an hour late, , then on work again sun=morn, so i'm shattered.

Are you all set for crimbo then??, are you workin??, i'm on Boxing Day, and the days after, also New Year eve, until 10pm, although the lady said she will come in for 9pm so i can leave then, but i haven't really made any plans for this year, i'll just go with the flow, may have a few parties meself, ive plenty of ale in, a few mates are having parties too, so ive no shortage of places to go i don't spose.

Work is just as rubbish as ever, although i'll tell you about that another time, When are you next free?, i haven't seen you for ages,(well before fri),

Gimme a quick txt if your online later

I see your name online are you here

Hi Em

Just wishing you a merry christmas and a happy new year

Heyyyy David

Are you still online??

Hey David

Are you going to come online sometime and talk to me or even leave me a message anytime soon, we seem to have both given up now just because we've met, and need to get back to chattin, so poat will ya !!!!,,

Hi Em.

Was thinking the samething, we just got lazy at doing these posts cos we met and text each other. I do miss these posts, but alot of the attraction was having this unknown mate to whom we could share our thoughts and chat and talk about things without having to worry too much about what the other thought, and of course there was the mental image of the other person,which was an air of mystery.

Now we know what each other looks like, hope you weren't too disappointed when you first spied my ugly mug , you were very much as I imagined, and yet very different at the same time, don't ask me to explain how. But I am glad we met and have enjoyed the times we have shared, just a pity they have been so few and far between.

So you settled back into work ok, not punched your boss yet .

Oh btw happy New year , did you have a good christmas and get loads of pressies ? you haven't given me mine yet hehe !. Did your son enjoy it ? suppose he was spoiled rotten, Helen was .

Work for me has been ok, bit boring on in this new role but no nights is great and I am not feeling knacked all the time, which is good. Today my old shift was short and I had to work with them, it was like the old days, being run ragged and fighting and all that, I did enjoy it but glad I don't have to do it all the time. I locked this bloke up for punching his wife and on the way into the police station, he sh*t himself on the seat of the police car, I nearly spewed with the smell, it was horrible.

Anyway on that nice thought I will love you and leave you

XxX , chat soon I hope

Hiya David

Yes it appears we both have got very lazy at posting, i shall start checking and posting more often babes.

No you wasn't a disapointment, why would you say that??, anyway if you was i would have deleted all knowledge of my existance,, , Was you expecting some hot goddess in me??, then i in reality turned up and your dreams were dashed.
Hey you only need to say/ ask as when to meet up again or come down for a , you know where i am, i'll happily meet up.

No i haven't settled back in yet, i lost all me confidence, i need to work on that again, and as punchin the boss, well she's askin for it incompetant idiot as she is .

Happy New Year also, although i did send a txt of few since then , chrimbo was okay, i seemed to be drunk alot, falling over, being covered in bruises, just the usual for me then

Yeah me lad enjoyed it , as always, he got far too much, as usual.
He seems alot better tonight now, poor sod was throwin up from bout 2am-8ish, feeling dizzy,tired, lathargic, so he stayed in bed with me all mornin, then just lay on settee all day watching tv, while i made more shelves for his room, sorted all his clothes out, cleaned all his room, n fixed all his toys, bed etc.. i was knackered after, the ammount of crap he hoards is unbelieveable, i need to make a start on my room next, i need a wardrobe first though, then i need to paint the ceiling n clean the room out, might make me feel better, then i'll make a start on that front-tip-room, i'm off until tuesday, so i'll try and get most of it done,if i can be bothered, as it is weekend now, and no doubt i'll have hangover.

How gross of that bloke, you should have made him clean it up and send him the bill, although i cant moan to much i deal with stuff like that at work daily.

Anyway gis a txt if you wanna pop round, or go for lunch??



chat soon

n even grrrrr

Hi Em , hows tricks ? x

I have had a bad week with Helen being ill , got a call from school to come and pick her up as she had a headache, when I got there she was crying with the pain and appeared confused and was having trouble speaking coherently. She also complained of her right hand being numb. I took her to the chemist to get some pain killers and when they asked her how old she was she couldn't remember. When we got home she lay on the couch and started vomiting, after about an hour she perked up and within two hours she was back to normal. so there was great relief, just some bug or something. two days later, saturday morning it started again with a bad head ache and vomiting, she has been ok since. We are taking her for an eye test as some people have said it could be eye strain or migrane. I think it could be migrane as i suffer from that and so did my mum. Poor kid she is afraid that the headaches will come back every day or so.

Anyway hope you and yours are well, hope to see you soon, love n kisses as usual david xxx

Hiya David

Awww sorry to hear Helen has been unwell, there has been alot of this bug going around, hope she is okay now??. Who are these people that said she may just need an eyetest??, I personally just wouldn't go of peoples oppinions, you should have taken her to doctors or even the hospital if she was that bad, it may just be a bug, but at least you will know for sure.I really hope she's okay , I haven't had this bug , but it seems everyone around me has i'm the only person in work that hasn't been off sick with it, and me lad and family/friends have all suffered with it.

Anyway i'm okay iv'e been busy working so i just feel absolutly drained this last few days, sorry i was unable to txt you back yesterday as i have no credit and am abit skint until friday , so me phone will have to wait until then. But otherwise i'm good thankyou.

Hows you anyway?? you been working hard?, Chat soon

heeeyyyyyy your online are you still here??

Hi Em

You've been quiet recently, on here and texting, hope you haven't fallen out with me, or are your thoughts now on the other Dave !, its ok but hope you are ok .

Well Helens headaches have continued so I am taking her to the doctors tomorrow, hope she will be ok, its funny, all the worries and problems you think you have just seem trivial and unimportant when your child is ill, puts things into perspective.

Hope to see you soon, lunch would be nice,

David XxX