h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Greetings and welcome to H2G2!

Sounds interesting. I look forward to seeing what sorts of enigmas you reveal. I have a guess as to one of them. I'll wait and see if you put it up.

Hi, I'm Phoenix. I saw that you were new here and thought I'd stop by and start a welcome committee. How are you enjoying H2G2 so far?

42!

Phoenix

Phoenix thanks for the welcome but I am not new. I am on an undercover mission so devious it makes my nose hairs bristle.

Ah, your reply is an enigma itself. Do I know you?

42!

Phoenix

That's for me to know and for you to find out

So if I ask the person I think you are, and you are indeed the same person, would your alter-ego tell me?

42!

Phoenix

Perhaps I will or maybe I won't.

Hi!

OK...so are you someone I know...?

...and is it all a ploy for more votes at the presidential elections...?

So many questions. So few answers.

...unfortunately answers would give you away...

You ask for answers which even the most wise of the researchers would be hard pressed to give. I am the Enigmatic Cockroach now, and someone else at a different time.

Well then you know me already - so I will just launnch straight in to my welcoming rant! ;-) Oh and check out the welcome thread at http://www.h2g2.com/F617?thread=63849 What I would really like you to do, once you have settled in, is to write us some guide entries. Tell us about what you know, what interests you and what you passionately like and hate. Just click on the Tell h2g2 button and you should get a blank form. You can find out what we already have in the guide by either searching the guide using the grey box above or by using the catagorisation system which can be found in the light blue box on the left hand of the front page. A good guide to what we are looking for can be found at http://www.h2g2.com/A53209 . Any questions please just ask!

Abi you never tell me to write more articles.

For the simple simple reason DD that I do not wish my beloved Sam & Ashley to be completely engulfed!

Ah sucks. Just wait until I move my Ripley articles across to the main site.

My, my, my. Four researchers coming to greet the Enigma. Four plus me is five, which is two plus three. Three's a crowd, but two is company. So what is five? So many questions, so few answers.

An enigma indeed

And I am the sixth! Now you just need seven times that number and you have the magical number 42!

Awesome