h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I’m Researcher 143346

If you want to be my pal, call me ZOE

I don't even know what starsighn I am, I saw ligth for the first time on March 20 many moons ago.

I am however also from the southern hemisphere.
Not a sports fan either otherwise we would be arch enamies.
I am from South Africa.

If you ever need help or just want to say HI,

Buzz me

Hang on to your towel and enjoy the ride!!

Hey Zoe! Thanks for the greeting. This place seems quite friendly, but don't worry, I'm sure as heck not letting go of my towel!

Hugamari.

I'm working my way round all the newbies that I find in order to roll out the red carpet. Welcome to H2G2. Don't be shy, get stuck in, we need your opinions and experiences.

Thanks Bassman! You can expect to see some articles from me very soon.

Oh and Zoe, you're a Pisces. You are sitting right on the borderline between Pisces and Aries, so I couldn't recite it from memory - I had to look it up. Not that I'm into that astrology stuff or anything...

Thnx

Now that I know what I am, of what more use is it to me?

Well, overuse of the fish is forgivable if done by a Piscean .

Just think about the impact this will have on forums conversations.

Rich Guy: Hey, what star sign are you?
ZOE: .
Rich Guy: Wow, that's clever! Instead of saying the word, you showed pictures!! Here, have a billion rand for being so clever.

All you rich guys out there, HERE I AM, ASK ME WHAT STARSIGN I AM!

Hugamari, were you just clever by offering me rand or are you also from ZA?

ZOE ya round

Hugamari.

Care to guess which sign I am?

?

Yes, .

I've never been to ZA, or even anywhere outside of NZ. So, yeah, I guess I'm just clever .

And Bassman, I have absolutely no idea what star sign you are. I'm guessing Pisces because a bass is a type of fish (sorry, couldn't resist). You say your researcher name has no fishy leanings, but you're probably lying. You know, you shouldn't lie like that. What do you have to gain by lying about your name? Well?

Sorry, not ! Try again - only one last chance. (This isn't the Spanish Inquisition) (That was a Monty Python reference for all you twenty somthings!!)