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Celibacy

Post 401

$u$

Come on Croz... pull yourself together.

Oh... you can't any more.smiley - silly


Celibacy

Post 402

Zak T Duck

Don't try that at home kids, it isn't clever having electrodes attached to your ears and then having 240V of alternating current passing across them.

It has however given me a rather fetching hairstyle smiley - yikes


Celibacy

Post 403

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

smiley - sigh
All these lazy summer days....alone
All those lonely showers....smiley - sadface

smiley - blue


Celibacy

Post 404

$u$

Very fetching Croz. Very...smiley - erm...you.smiley - winkeye

smiley - cheerupAGBsmiley - cuddle

smiley - ufosmiley - kisssmiley - kisssmiley - kiss


Celibacy

Post 405

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

I'm ok now, thanks.smiley - smiley
Still not had any sex though smiley - sadface
And I doubt very much I will, while thesmiley - grrschool holidays are still with us.
smiley - blue


Celibacy

Post 406

Demon Drawer

smiley - lurk

Suppose I will remain lurking until Uni goes back as well. And then I can only show my face here on week nights.


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Post 407

Menza

I'm sure that being engaged disqualifies you. smiley - winkeye


Celibacy

Post 408

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

As well as all the sex he must be having.smiley - bigeyes
smiley - grr

smiley - biggrin

Way to go, DD.
Have our share too.
One day our luck will changesmiley - winkeye


Celibacy

Post 409

$u$

Hey... I'm just here for the... um... conversation.smiley - winkeye

smiley - bigeyes


Celibacy

Post 410

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

Lucky yousmiley - bigeyes
You can talk about sex here, but please don't be smug.
Or you risk beingsmiley - flan
smiley - biggrin


Celibacy

Post 411

Zak T Duck

...and there will be a queue of like minded smiley - flan throwers.


Celibacy

Post 412

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

...*rummages in bag for some rottensmiley - tomatoin preparation*


Celibacy

Post 413

Ku'Reshtin (Bring the beat back!)

*lines up with a smiley - strawberry*


Celibacy

Post 414

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

So, what shall we chat about while we await Pegasus's return?
Or maybe we scared her offsmiley - winkeye
Oh, don't wanna depress you guys but I have a date tonightsmiley - bigeyes


Celibacy

Post 415

Ku'Reshtin (Bring the beat back!)

Good going, GB. smiley - bubbly Have a good time.

I think 'Sus got a bit intimidated by everyone standing here, ready to throw stuff at her... maybe we can trick her into coming back if we don't make it that obvious that we will bombard her with food...smiley - smiley


Celibacy

Post 416

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

Good plan LiS
smiley - biggrin

*hidessmiley - flan*


Celibacy

Post 417

Menza

*gets ready to deflect and thrown food*

smiley - borg


Celibacy

Post 418

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

*remembers where the food is hidden, just in case her luck changes tonight*smiley - tongueout


Celibacy

Post 419

$u$

*plods in and hides behind Menza*

Can I just say two things? Firstly, why does everyone want to throw food at me... and secondly, in what way was my comment about enjoying your conversation smug?

*peers out from behind Menza momentarily, looking totally dejected*

And I might add that it's someone else round here who has been smugly proclaiming that they are out on a date tonight.

smiley - ufoKeeper of *and at this rate they will be kept a very long time*


Celibacy

Post 420

Ku'Reshtin (Bring the beat back!)

Hehe.. *visualizes anyone trying to hide behin Menza* No disrespect, my friend, but the thought is at least a bit amusing, don't you think?smiley - smiley

Who said anything about me wanting to throw food away. I was merely lining up with a smiley - strawberry, that I didn't know what to do with. Might as well eat it, then....


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