h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Slow

Ok, but beware, once you're in the presence of my fancy footwork and swivelling hips, you won't be able to leave.

Who says I would want to leave?

Nobody's saying it But I'm just warning you that you'll become entranced.

I'm already enchanted by you.

Then I apologise for trapping you with my enchantedness. But I'm happy that you've been trapped.

I like being enchanted by you, there is no need to apologize.

In which case, I will be attempt to be enchantingly wonderful to you forever. Or at least until we go our separate ways.

Thank you, I most appreciate it I'm all alone in my house

Why? If it were me, I'd never leave you until the day I died

Awwwwwwwwwwww I have the urge to just run outside and run around

Then you mustn't suppress these urges. Run! Run to your heart's content.

No, because that would mean leaving you.

You are sweet

Nonetheless, I remain nothing but a part of your cyberlife! If you wish to run, then run! If you wish to dance, then dance! If you wish to boogie, then boogie!

How is boogie different to dance?

There's more gyration in boogie!

But no, I was trying to think of a third example, and I couldn't. I'm not very imaginative.

I'm not very imaginative.
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Yeah.. right

Well my mind can go haywire in SOME situations I guess...but you make it easy to

The honey and strawberry scenario was all your making, I just provided you with the goods

And it felt quite easy to say those things, considering we've never met! I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have dared to say that to just anyone who I only talked to over a computer