h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You know that's what you were talking about! You started it, I am innocent in all of this.

There is no way whatsoever you are innocent. If you were, there's no way we'd still be chatting here after several hundred posts.

Meaning?

Meaning that you would be disgusted by my talk and would've left me to die many days ago.

I can't believe you would think that, I would never leave you to die.

That's comforting. You'd leave me alive, making the pain in my heart to consume me, in a much more excruciating manner than death could ever do

You're upsetting me with this talk. Come here

I did not intend to upset you.

I know you didn't Cuddle?

You cuddles soothe and relax me, I melt into your arms.

It'd probably be best if you stayed there forever.

If you want me to, I will.

I wasn't intending on giving you a choice

Ohhh a man in control, I love it!

The only problem that is present is that I have no control of my hands

Naughty! Why am I jumping around in my living room? I'm so hyper!

You're always hyper It's Little R&F (I mean younger, when I say "Little" this time ) expressing herself.

And now I'm dancing Want to join me?

I thought you'd never ask Quick dance or slow dance?