h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Email tennis your turn

my thoughts are the same AV

Its a long road hun but I dare say he has learnt some valuable lessons from it

mmmh! that's debatable

I'm sure if he's missed the point a thick ear will remind him

where there's no sense there's no feelingin his head

or, where there's no sense you can't knock it

oh I can knock itI clouted him at the back of his head twice t'other dayand as he retorted, I said I'm not disturbing anything

If he were one of mine I would have twated him as well

I've been close

wait til he comes out before he gets back ull function get him a pair of the silliest slippers you can find and stick em on his feet.

When my sister was in hospital some time ago I did that to her She got stung by an insect and had damage to her central nervous system and she couldn't move at the time and she asked me to get her some slippers so I found a shocking pink pair with bright purple spiders on the top, so I took them in and put them on her feet and then put the sheet over them. The doctor came in to check on her and pulled back the sheet to check feeling in her feet and burst out laughing when he saw them. Everyone did, includeing her All good fun

LIKE IT!

Is the best medicine hun

I live by it

I seem to create it wherever I go Or that might just be me being a clutz

my middle name is humouror something like

Well if we didn't have a sense of humour we would have cracked up years ago

I'll have you know, I'm normalmy other self has told me so

I know I'm not normal, thankfully I don't think I could be that boring.