h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Greetings, I am an ACE. Don't panic, all that means is that I am an Assistant Community Editor. A fancy name for a researcher like yourself who has volunteered to go around greeting people and providing answers to questions new researchers might have. You certainly ask a lot of questions, but as I am an ACE, it is my duty to try to answer at least a couple of them. 1. What is your name? Gavroche 2. Where do you live? My home 3. Would you object to us breaking your windows? I don't use windows...I use a Mac 4. What do you think of plums? Apples are better 11. Do you agree with this statement? People are not wearing enough hats. I have never met a person wearing more than one hat. 15. How many elephants can you fit into a mini? What's a mini? 23. Have you ever microwaved a hamster? Virtually, many times. http://www.joecartoon.com The following links at H2G2 may provide answers to some questions you didn't ask: http://www.h2g2.com/A344756 (a quick reference guide) http://www.h2g2.com/F617?thread=57497 (a newcomers welcome). http://www.h2g2.com/F26140 Aroma Cafe Forum http://www.h2g2.com/A270325 The Overwhelmingly Huge Guide to H2G2 Clubs http://www.h2g2.com/U42 The Researcher page for DNA himself -- Yes, he does participate in the forums on occasion, and has written a few interesting guide entries. If you have questions, an ACE might be able to help. We are all volunteers who go around welcoming newcomers answering questions if we can. Our homepage is: http://www.h2g2.com/A214796 Gavroche, ACE

Well, being an H2G2 veteran of one full week, I feel that it is my duty to also welcome you. Also, I would like the honor of beginning your hazin-...Oh, wait, they're not supposed to know about that yet, are they?

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