h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Try this. *Pizza made from (insert your favorite crust and toppings here) Comes floating in.*

*resists the temptation to ask for a topping that would almost certainly offend the host (but rhymes with mitten if you are interested*

mmm...i love eating dead kittens. yes...the height of culinary sophistication! i have some rancid horse meat here if your really a gourmet, you know...

..............

*the pizza, incidentally, is PEPPERONI AND BLACK OLIVES, no kittens anywhere*

*munch, munch*

Wow, deja vu.

You sure you don't want BBQ Chicken, Red Dog? With BBQ sauce? Does there happen to be a double cheese and onion one there for me?

Of course there is! Just look for the one that has a ghost swimming in it

*Looks dubiously at the boxes and sees a corner of a sheet hanging out of one. The sheet has some tomato and grease stains on it.*

I guess that one is mine.

double cheese and onions?!

Double cheese and onions is really, really good. The onions are sweet, since they are cooked. I also quite like black olives on a pizza, but the simple dc&o is my favourite. Yum.

Hey, I think they could use a smiley!

i ahve long lost my ability to eat pizzas from pizza hut. now when i go all i eat are the stuffed crusts...my body now rejects junk food...

pizza...

.... anyone got any Lager ?

I think I'll order my lunch now.


Dancer (Holding a Backlog Buster Zapper)

your body rejects junk food?

you poor, poor boy...

I'm a poor, poor boy too!
Finally a link for a picture of sea's tattoo, but when I click it, all I get is a 'Not found' page with a lot of strange code...

oh no! i think i might've messed it up!!!! i'll go fix it! i promise!

well, there are now two links on my upage, they SHOULD work. if not, let me know, and i'll e-mail you the pic.

Drops off prime rib for all these fussy fans

its a good thing not to like junk food...im healthier because...

I loooove pizza! s for sea.