h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nya nya, fooled ya.

signed,
S*T*A*T*S

*materializes out of nothing, with a slight limp, wearing a leather jacket looking as weather-beaten as herself*

Got you, vermin!

*lights a match, sets the posting from you-know-what on fire, watches it burn down to ashes*

*vanishes*

We'll take it from here, sea.

Chief

*Irv wanders in, followed by several Men dressed in Black Suits with Black RayBans on. One of them goes up to BBW and flashes a device at him. This doesn't erase his memory but it is really, really annoying to have a bright light flashed right in your eyes, isn't it?*

Did anybody remember to bring the handcuffs?

*searches pockets, pull out a pair...* Here we... *realizes that they are pink and fuzzy* *puts those away and pulls out a normal set* Here we go. Those ought to hold him...

Chief

Thanks, Barn. *Borrows Gwen's handcuffs and cuffs BBW*

Let's get him back to the cage.

Say, Cheif, can I borrow that other set? It's for a special case I'm working on...

Well... I suppose so. Just make sure to give them back.

G7

*mysteriously slips in*

ghostly hand comes up from the floor, snags BBW and pulls him down into the floor. *Poof*.

ghostly hand returns handcuffs, then fades.

Well, at least we got the handcuffs back... *walks over to pick them up and notices that they are covered in ectoplasm* Ummm... Irv, could you get those for me? Thanks...

Chief

*pulls out latex gloves. Picks up cuffs*

Do we have a lab we can send these to for testing?

Check with GL and see if we can use the CLI facilities...

Chief

*mutters about how mysterious that was*

*mutters about how mysterious that was*

can't a body get any peace?!

There ya go, sea.

Here, Irv - put those cuffs in this evidence bag. I'll take them back to CLI for analysis.

*Holds bag open for Irv.*

thanks, GL. just what i needed!

*drops cuffs into GL's testing bag. Drops latex gloves into biohazard container and sterilizes them with half a cup of Marv's coffee*