h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hey man !

i don´t know if there is life outside our solar system (i believe
in it)
but one thing i know: there is life beyond the 30.
look at me !

wish you a happy birthday !

bye k

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANDY!!!!!!!

ps. There's even life beyond 40!!!! {look at me!!!}

Hi Andy - many happy whatsits.
There is life beyond almost any number ... all you have to do is keep taking the preservatives.
Have a drop of your favourite preservative, then several drops of others ... you may not feel better about 30, but you'll have forgotten you are
Don't drink anything I wouldn't, birthday boy.
Cheers!

Hey Andy (otherwise known as the CK one ),

Happy Birthday!

Umm, that's it. I'm always a bit poor at these efforts.
See ya 'round,
Nex...

Happy birthday sweetie, have a good one!

Well, we have a good crowd already!!
Glad I made the sandwiches & munchies earlier!
*passes round plates of egg mayonaise sandwiches
*arranges table with cocktail sticks of cheese cubes, pickled onions & pineapple chunks....vegetarian sausage rolls, mushroom chiche, small butterfly cakes stuffed with buttercream....and in the centre, a huge birthday cake, 3 tiers, each tier having 10 unlit candles on....just awaiting the guest of honour!
*GB passes round party hats, streamers, balloons, crackers and whistles.
OK everyone! The bar is open! Come & help yourselves, what're you having?

Happy Birthday Caffeine Kid from all of us here in the Editorial Office!

3 saints, an italic! well, dont let 30 stop you!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Thanks Abi & FC!
~WOW~
What a Party! this is turning out to be!!
What are you drinking, ladies?
Y's all round?
I'm on my 3rd malibu & pineapple {HIC!}
*helps herself to a carrot stick & dips it in the garlic & onion dip....hmmmmm this is delicious!

Can I have a pint of your finest Margarita please

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CK 30 !!

what's it like to be 30, I've only got 6 weeks left...

Hello, nas trowje, Rimski-Korsakoff,Kalaschnikoff, Swerdlowsk...

where's the bar?

oh...definitely a Y for me ta....


well, 10yrs your junior... any tips for the next 10?

*tramples over everyone else in the room
Here! I already got you a drink, ringo!!
A black russian, right? Strange, you drink exactly the same drink as TCK!
*puts a cd on, the latest BoyzIIMen
Anyone dancing, then?

wow, that's the way it always should be. A Black Russian is fine and then I'm ready for the dancefloor

*enters in her little bikini straight from the beach..*

*sees the birthday boy*

hello there... I heard someone needed a bit of a cheering up...

*kisses him on the cheek...*

aw... lets dance hon...

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I brought you some booze

What a great party. Haven't been to one since I was supposedly serving ice-cream at someone else's.
Where's the birthday boy then?

And more importantly, where's the beer??
I've been over and asked Ev, Babe, that's my good deed for the day.

*staggers in under the weight of an unfeasibly large bottle of champagne*
I heard there was a party - ah! This looks like it! Happy birthday!

*brings bottle of exquisite brandy and crates of bottles of beer. Slowly*

Right, then. Let's get down to some proper party action.

Hi Ev.

Drinks!

Larger FRENZY!
well, beer and Champagne frenzy anyway.
Still no sign of the birthday boy?