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Post 81

Natchrawldry

Just been looking at your link site smiley - laugh. How do you bookmark?


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Post 82

Natchrawldry

Rectal Krakatoas! smiley - laugh


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Post 83

Vim.Fuego

Click on favourites in top left and click add to favourites
To retrieve open favourites again.
Loads of good made up stuff on that site that takes this piss out of wikipaedia as much as anything else.
Gotta go as I can feel my own rectal krakatoa rumbling and I might need a bath aftersmiley - biggrin
See you tomorrow mate
smiley - cheers


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Post 84

Natchrawldry

Dunno what you think Vim but all this sensible chitchat just aint us?

Saw an indonesian fruitfly this morning selling pedicures for white albinos' only,which i thought not to be 2 pc. What d'you reckon?


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Post 85

Natchrawldry

Brilliant typo btw smiley - laughsmiley - biggrin

Tomorrow mate smiley - cheers


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Post 86

Vim.Fuego

Morning Natch
Oops.wikipaedia.The paediatricians biblesmiley - winkeyesmiley - laugh Paul Whicker the tall vicar,Roger Irrelevant,Boswell Boyce he Throws his Voice Gilbert Ratchet and Tinribs and Norbert Colon
Still do for me(makes it sound as if I like to knock one out over it Eeuurgh!

If you come across the Indonesian Fruit Fly again Stamp on the little racist B'stard


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Post 87

Natchrawldry

Evening Vim
Sober today smiley - biggrin,had a bit of an unscheduled Natchattack yesterday. Paid for it today...smiley - sadface
Haven't seen that fly today,i'll have him if i spot him.
Cool hearing about Viz again,i haven't seen it for years,i might start buying it again. Do they still have 'Top Tips'? such as: Instead of buy expensive gifts at Christmas,simply slaughter all your friends and family.
smiley - ok


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Post 88

Vim.Fuego

Evening Natch
Yep still in there along with Fat Slags,Spoilt Bastard,Biffa Bacon
Still not as funny as it used to be though
Looks like we might have a new car soonsmiley - biggrin


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Post 89

Natchrawldry

What have you got your eye on?


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Post 90

Vim.Fuego

Down to a Vauxhall Zafira or Honda Civic both got around 50-60k
on the clock.Head says Civic heart says Zafira cos it's like a van with all the seats down but Civic is a bit boring but generally reliable.
Didcot beat the Posh lot 2-0 last night play off final on Saturday away to AFC Totton. Biggset league game in their history





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Post 91

Natchrawldry

I'm quite limited with what i know about cars,but i hear the jap ones have a good reputation.

Cool for Didcot smiley - ok is it not a neutral ground for the final?


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Post 92

Vim.Fuego

Not got a great knowledge meself

I don't know how they decide who has home advantage does seem a bit unfair.Maybe it's final league position


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Post 93

Natchrawldry

That's what i thought(unfair bit),considering the magnitude of the game
with all the dozens of fans having to travel!
C'mon the Railwaymen!!!


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Post 94

Vim.Fuego

Yeah I'll bet there'll be a couple of hundred going down though not me
I had a look around on here this morning and found loads of jokes some of which had been removed.Thread goes back nine years!
Best was whats brown and smells funny
Clown poosmiley - biggrin


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Post 95

Natchrawldry

I heard a couple off my mate last night,he's a compendium of jokes but the only ones i can remember are the text ones(impaler etc) and the really bad ones but he's such a funny bloke he manages to pull them off with his infectious laughter. Last nights offering:

What's fluffy and pink?
pink fluff

What's fluffy and blue?
cold pink fluff!

Bad i know...smiley - ermsmiley - biggrin


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Post 96

Vim.Fuego

Sorry Natch
Been trying to get a live stream for the football but it's been hopeless.
Still jobs half done and apparently United battered the Arse(heh heh)

Here's another old one for you
An old couple are enjoying oral sex together.The old man old man says
"I can't stay down here any longer,it stinks"
Old lady replies
"Sorry it's my arthritis".
"What, in your fanny?"
"No in my arm"she replies"I can't wipe my arse"smiley - biggrinsmiley - cheers


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Post 97

Vim.Fuego

Don't forget Inbetweeners tonightsmiley - smiley


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Post 98

Vim.Fuego

Tell you whats good about this board you can post instantly
and only two more posts to 100


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Post 99

Vim.Fuego

And as I got to 50 first..........


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Post 100

Vim.Fuego

I thought I'd get the century toosmiley - biggrin


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