I have never been abducted by aliens from outer space and it p****s me off!

I firmly believe that most of us have arrived to the same conclusion that we
are not the only sentient beings in this Universe or even in these cluster
of galaxies. Well hell! not even in this remote arm of the Milky Way.
Yeah, yeah get on with it!
Right.

But, can any body tell me why is it that most of those who claim having
witnesed UFO's or having been abducted by aliens are, in my humble
assessment, the poorest representatives of the human race? Lunatics,
nut cases, government employees and a fair sprinkle of lawyers. That's
one thing for starters and then other one is:

What is it with this panic stuff? I don't get it. What ever painful ordeal,
which I doubt, because I do not believe these beings have traveled
incomprehensible distances just to give us rectal exams, unless of
course, unbeknownst to us, we have as a species the neatest ass holes
this side of Orion, wouldn't this ordeal nonetheless be worth it in light of
the trascendental participation in such an awesome revelation as ultimate
proof of their existence?

Such revelation that would even put the religious question to rest once an
for all and here we are instead of suffering from an attack of killer curiosity
our moronic representatives panic!
Sheez!

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