h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well... it was some 29 years ago since I was last aware of having done it.

During the night of 22-23 of January, I was - obviously - quite busy.

Not only did I move my mobile (which has a wake up call on it, that's how I first realised something was wrong) from beside my bed to my kitchen table.

I also moved my slippers to be neatly positioned in front of my front door which, in retrospect, scared me a bit, not knowing if I'd actually gone outdoors or not.

And then I had, obviously, grabbed my glasses and put them away.

Had to call my boss and tell him I wasn't coming in to w*rk that day because, without glasses, I'm as blind as a bat.

Well... I can see the difference between light and dark, and can see colours. But that's about it.

And can you guess how many hours it took me to find my glasses, especially since I had placed them on a shelf in the broom closet? Heck, I even checked my fridge and freezer before thinking of checking the closet...

Most of the day, in a constant state of panic.

Can't function without my glasses - if someone starts talking to me while I'm polishing them, I can't hear what they're saying until I put them on.

Damn, that was scary - and I've bruised myself, so obviously bumped into a couple of things - but didn't wake up from the pain. Odd, since one of the bruises has that wonderful purlpe/yellowish colourful colour, so should have hurt quite a bit.

That is positively frightening! How are you feeling about this? Do you think it was something you ate?

I think I must have been dreaming vividly - at least that was the case last time. Only, this time I can't remember dreaming anything at all.

And I've never experienced my food having any effect on my sleep/dreams.

I've locked my front door with *both locks since this happened, to prevent myself from sleep walking outdoors (takes keys to unlock it, even from the inside).

Gosh what a scary experience!