h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ur on line (if u hadnt realised)
thats good cause i havnt spoken 2 u 4 ages.
now cant think of anything 2 say

oh yehr broke a tv today (hehehe)
we'd stolen it from a classroom with some friends and were holding it at ransom chocolate biscuits. Then as we were running away 2 find somewhere 2 hide it we caught the trolly on a bump on the floor and the whole thing fell of the trolly. It was v. funny and suprisingly we didn't get into trouble.

Hello lizza,

I've missed you.

It sounds like you have been having fun. How are you? Did you pass your classes?

Well I look forward to hearing from you.

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had more exams over the last couple of days but luckly because of the sats we only have 5 (i am being mean and laughing at the rest of the school who have loads of exams)

I won't bore u with the content of the exams but basiclly they ranged from French tests which had only three questions in them, to impossible geography ones on the enviromental and social benifits of quarry's during and after use.

i will hopefully be on line more often from now on, so will speak 2 u soon but have 2 go now as in the middle of causing mischief.

Cause some for me too.

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oh yes baby

sorry that just had 2 have a dodjy comment (warning that is a mild form of my dodgyness)

by the way what did u mean by did u pass ur classes, i very rarely get lost at school and i certainly don't walk past my lessons.
would you please talk in english english or else il b forced 2 start talking in very loud voices about rubbers an di dont mean the sort ur thinking of. (well i might).

oh yes baby

sorry that just had 2 have a dodjy comment (warning that is a mild form of my dodgyness)

by the way what did u mean by did u pass ur classes, i very rarely get lost at school and i certainly don't walk past my lessons.
would you please talk in english english or else il b forced 2 start talking in very loud voices about rubbers an di dont mean the sort ur thinking of. (well i might).


go change ur diapers. (just felt like saying that and no offence is meant)

no offence taken. Baby. (I loved the way you said "oh yes baby" maybe you could send me a wav file of you saying that.)

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lizza,

Where are you? Did you leave me?

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I'm so sorry, i'm so so so sorry 4 leaving u like like that. *breaks down completely*.
I've been busy lately as I had a field day which consisted of ambushes, camoflage practice, walking and only getting 7 hrs sleep in 48 hrs due to sentry duty and having to get up at 4 in the morn to check 4 enemy it also involved shooting a lot of yr10's. *big grin* that bit was fun even if we did have 2 sleep with our rifles down our sleeping bags!!!
Also i am in the play Bugsy Malone. Not doing much it has to be admitted, doing very litte indeed- I only go on stage 3 times and then just 2 sing a song and get shot.
love u lots ps how do u get smileys cause i don't seem 2 be able 2 make my computer do them.

just thought of something else 2 tell u. we did this sherlock Holmes play which won all the awards it could - best script, performance, actress, supporting actress... Unfortunetely it didn't win best trailer but then our trailer didn't bear any relavence 2 the atual play. Our play was about some opium addicted women killing her best friend and trying to lay the blame on his french fiancee (me) who had killed rather a lot of previous husbands. Basically it was just a stream of jokes laid out by my friends Jo (holmes) and lisa (watson) who were (4 purposes of the play) homosexual. It was very cool!

Hi Lizza,

First, Congratulations on your play.

Second, I hope you unloaded your rifle before you shoved it down your sleeping bags. Otherwise you could get injured

Did it hurt when you got shot in the play Bugsy Malone?

nah nah I can do smileys and you can't.
There are two pages you can go to to learn how to use the smileys. http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A537680 and http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/Smiley

"love u lots"

"love u lots" too,
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*sticks out toungue* (which is green due 2 being alien)
ou're online and so am I which is quite cool as usually we're not due 2 time lapse and the fact that i live in a time warp.
It was funny last night cause my parents got home late and i'd locked them out (hehehe) and they couln't wake me up 2 let them in. Unfortunetely they finally managed 2.

I've found out how 2 do smilies. i've found out how 2 do smilies.U go like this ... er hang on a minute I've forgotten... oh yeah

Hi Lizza,

I was shock to see your reply so quickly. Are you out of school for the summer? So what are your plans, lounging by the pool, beach, mountian climbing, take over the world or something else?

I'm glad I could help you with the smileys.


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I HATE COMPUTERS!!!
the really long message i was writting 2 u has just decided 2 run away never 2 b seen again just as i was half way through typing it.
But basically it went -
I'm ganna take over the world with a spoon (after lisa has done so of course).
i'm a bit bvig headed with myself at the moment due 2 the fact tat last week 1 day i shot over 300 blanks off. This isn't atually much considering LSW's whish r semi-autos can happily get rid off 500 at any 1 time.
The reason 4 this was that I was at proteus army training camp4 the last week surrounded by barbed wire and living in concrete blocks with fragile roof signs over them.
We did things like drill, section attacks, patrol, ambushes (in which i was the enemy) and ranges (30,100,200m). We also did assult courses and potted sports (things like throwing balls into hoops and diving into freezing water 2 retrieve bottles. My fav thing after raft building was nee-boarding where you kneel on a surf board type thing and get pulled round a lake. It was quite hard and I couldn't even get round the 1st corner.

Hi lizza,

I also have had posting to disappear before my eyes, quite annoying.

WOW, it sounds like you have had a blast (all but the diving into freezing water bit). I have never knee-boarded, I have seen people knee-boarding on the lake when I was sailing or water-sking. It looks like a lot of fun, I would love to try it someday.

I've never shot an automatic weapon before either, but some of the local gun ranges have machine guns and I can rent and shot them if I ever get around to doing it. I guess since I know that I can anytime I want to there is no urgency to do it.


Great to hear from you,

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its nee-boarding u idiot NEE!!! atually its probably spelt the way u spell it but im 2 much of a monty python fan 2 care.
i went on the london eye yesterday it was quite good.
even better i went 2 the lloyds insurance building which has a glass lift on the outside and it goes quite fast 4 a lift.
im the third fas test rower 4 my age!!! <>

repl cause i know ur online. oh yeah reply has a 'y' in it rnt i clever?!?!!!
THE MILKMAN IS A SPY!!!.
BEWARE OF THE MILKMAN FOR
THE MILKMAN IS A SPY
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA

Hello Lizza,

I missed you. I also am a big Monty Python fan. (and now for something completely different)

It sounds like you have been having a great time so far this summer. Shooting, camping, sight-seeing, knee-boarding (Yes it's knee-boarding, since your KNEEling on your KNEEs to ride it). So what are your plans for the rest of the summer? How are you going to top what you've already done? Do you have a end of summer blow out? (I hope blow out means the same in English english as it does in American english)

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