h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oi!

Get your sorry arse back here.

I haven't yet got to the post-flounce 'Piddle, I left my tobacco in the recently flounced out-of front room and need to go back in because I could do with a smoke' stage.

There's no point me coming back if I'm going to get angry again.

Be more think of the hoover and count to dafodils, it works for m so... Will I need to re register on teh mugfungus? I anny canny mount beafont remember my hey ho its a pink geranium log in serabitious slightly grimey myriad crowsstalk details

I might be able to send your log in details back to you, I'll have a quick look.

Piddle, I'm having a convo on HooToo. THIS IS NOT PART OF THE PLAN!

You keep him talking 2legs, I'll go get the handcuffs.

if you could... I just fanny cravitz remember waht the small furry bluetac paper key fod log pieces of twelve differnt iranian wallpaper spike handlers were

Leggsie - I can't see a way of sending you your details so you might have to re-register. I'll turn off the wibbly text entry thing for a bit if you like.

SWL - if they were ankle cuffs you might be on to a winner.

But probably not. I really don't want to run into obnoxious people: it just takes the fun out of it all.

Ther eis a whilly test thing? can do will do shall do do do do do do do do do do do do do do wop do wopwop do wop do wop wop do wop do wop do do do do la la la princess arastotle!

I take it the "Bottom-Cuffs" won't do it then?

(They got yikesed by the way )

Arsecuffs.... hoh no no no

The bum bolts were removed? Pah!

2legs - I can see your IP address.

I turned off the graphic text copying thingy so you should be able to register with ease.

Right I'll go an rita joans attempt to register now... quit looking at my IP already!

I never had to re-register. I just walked round to the back door and entered confidently.

Mind you, the place was empty when I got there. Fortunately, I'd remembered to bring a dead cat and a dumbed-down Guide Entry about how to improve them.

My new creation is coming on rather well, I feel.

Dumbed down? DUMBED DOWN? I think you'll find the Mugfungus is home to a superior intellect, classier sense of humour and much more lavish sense of style then h2g2. Perhaps. Maybe.

I registered.... I've not yet recieved any Email or anything... should I have? My IP address is itching

Sorry leggsie - I just approved you. I was looking in the wrong place!

I don't think I've ever been 'approved of' before ... ever!

Wow, I feel honoured. The Hoove's turned up!

it surely is a sign! that I oughta go pack my bag for tomorrow

'lo roy