h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am totally shocked, nay bereft, to see that my only friend is contemplating leaving.

Bullies are cowards, Roy. What sort of person *needs* to torment others by verbal harassment and manipulation ?

I have no idea who you are talking about, and care even less, but my advice is please please please don't let them win.

As Elliott said to ET, stay stay !

Besides, what will 2legs do

Chips, do you mind if I join in?

Roy, I can't plead with you not to go, especially since I went for almost a year and I try not to be a hypocrite, but I do hope to see you back here eventually. Life without hootoo is a little dull and rather lacking in badgers.

(But then again, I can quite understand the need to lessen the risk to one's blood pressure.)

Ivan.

No, I don't mind.

Ivan, I find nothing hypocritical about asking Roy to stay.

It's *totally* irrelevant if one has flounced in and out of here. That, is one's perogative

Maybe it's just Roy's turn to flounce. Everyone needs to exercise their melodrama every now and then, and it's such fun too.

Oh, to be sure, it's great fun. And so good for the soul

I haven't had a good flounce for at least a fortnight.

Oh, hang on.

You didn't see me, right?


Seriously: the situation that's led to my flounce is really nothing to do with me but I am, as I say, fed up with unsubbing from interesting conversations so I'll be gone until the culprits have gone back to the Forum where they belong. h2g2's supposed to fun.

I've still got the LiveJournal and might fire up Mugfungus again (spots looks of 'eh?': try googling it!) but will have to clean it up first.

Roy, dear, you'll have to let me know when you've cleaned it up.
I'm far too frightened to even read your hootoo journals

Oi! girl! letme know where and who this is who've been piddling you off and we can go have some 'games' in these threads lettme at em I mean... if you leave the site however temporarily who is going to take the piddle out of me in my journal for getting overexcited by really non-manly things like buying new sheets and duvets and pillow cases?

Well, I can't do that - I recently bought new sheets and stuff and I found it a terribly exciting and pleasurable experience. See Roy, you need to stick around, at least in journals.

You ain't seen me, right?





I am gone, but can't completely ignore the place, especially wit such good peeps in my journal.


Who said that?

Wasn't me.

Oh.

NIPPLES!

who was that? ooo... must have been Mr or maybe Ms nobody

Hang around a bit Roy

Nothing wrong with hanging around bits, is there Roy?

You can't leave and not even tell me!
I don't know what caused it, was it one of the religious debates? I unsubscribe from them the very moment I see certain people post there, I don't want to get upset. It's bad enough to read what's happening in your country at the moment.
Don't go, ok?

Hmmm... how can we make the slack, tart, boozy oaf get his bad-arse back on site I'm bored...

Come back this instant Roy. Have you no pity ? Just look at the state of poor old 2legs

I saw a loverly set of lace trimmed throws when I was looking for some red duvet covers and sheets for my bed the other day, just so gorgous... very frilly and crimply and very very pink help... without Roymondo to keep telling me off for behaving like a girl I'm goign to end up buying even more moisturiser and frilly lacy pink things Help!

come back who will talk sensibly to me now you aren't here...oh well ok..who will talk smut to me if you aren't here?

I'm sure 2legs can help with that.

'Allo peeps. Just a quick note to say that the Mugfungus forum is now de-smutted & wiped clean (in other words I managed to remember my admin password...)

And there's a Mugfungus blogspot thing. And there are still the same old dodgy tunes on the website.

http://www.mugfungus.com

See how much one can achieve when not on h2g2!

Righty, I'm off to make a graphic for the linky thing for the forum on the website.

Ooh yeah,

and and for the lot of ya!

Roy.