h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No, I'm talking about the hallucinations I get from class "A" drugs.

We used to hallucinate about getting real sleep.

RF

Class A drugs? We smoked grass from the garden and had to pretend we were dreaming about getting real sleep.

Actually, they were class "Z"...OK, it was dust. I just said class "A" to look good.

We used to make up stories about hallucinating about dreaming about eating silverfish.

RF

We were too undernourished to make up stories about hallucinating about dreaming about eating silverfish.

I've had mornings like that. That must have been some quality dust.

I remember worm hunting with my Dad (when he wasn't beating me with the whippet) and we never managed to catch one. All we found were chicken burgers with cheese. Tragic.

We never had cheese from milk. Mum used to harvest it from me and my 15 brothers whilst we slept.

At least, I hope it was mum

Right, back to Jack Straw. The news today has been dominated by this story.

Predictably, "Muslim groups" have jumped up and down. Who are "Muslim groups", exactly?

RF

'Khorani Party'?

Ooh, you'll burn in hell for that one!

After you've been stoned to death by an angry Muslim mob, obviously.

RF

It's got to be better than being in Hull & stoned with students.

Why do Muslims have their own (unelected) parliament? Isn't that seditious?

Take them to court, SWL. They're abusing your human rights by having their own parliament.

RF

Yep. That's why we should ignore that aspect of their culture. If they don't want to participate in British politics...

Tell you what, I'll meet them there. They can get the bus.

Odd thing on Breakfast this morning;

Woman, in Blackburn, wearing veil with only eyes showing, berating Jack Straw, identified by only one name! I'm not saying anything but...

I just love the way Muslims get all offended if we make any kind of comment about their religion...without realising that they cause any offence at all, by murdering people all the time.

RF

Muslim groups? The Arab League. Like the Human League, only in the girls are in full veils and.... oh...

I've read comments on other sites suggesting that more women in Straw's constituency deliberately wear the veil to inflame things further. How can they claim it's not a political statement and then advocate increased use to make a political statement?

Is it possible that people read what they wanted to rather than what he actualy said?

Maybe the "Arab League" recorded this song -
http://www.faithfreedom.org/audio/Islamsnot4me.htm