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Super Battle

As a super-villian, I am new at this. Must still work on the evil laugh and such.

My super powers include:
- Being cynical and pessimistic about even the most positive and happy occasion,
- The ability to complain about every aspect of human existance in 10 seconds or less,
- And the ability to scarf down donuts at an alarming rate...

At the moment, the only thing that can beat me is a person even MORE cynical and sarcastic than I am, and that will never happen. Come, you superheroes! Show me your powers, and watch as I beat you all!

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Latest reply: Jun 16, 2000

Now that I've made an a** of myself

It appears that I have managed to make an a** of myself over the course of, oh... three days. If you are offended because I was overly rude, I apologize. Of course, if you are offended by my views on life, go somewhere else.

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Latest reply: Jun 7, 2000

Standardized Testing

Just took my SAT's today. I still can't imagine being known as a number whose worth on this planet is getting a good grade on a standardized test. 'Tis illogical, irrational, and completely indicative of what's wrong with this school system... (unless I get a good grade; then it's a perfect indication of my intellect)

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Latest reply: Jun 4, 2000


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