h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

/Not so fast with the maxin' and relaxin', O evil and cyinical scarfer of doughnuts [I'm a limey, me]/ Comes a heroic cry...

NYC looks around just in time to get a fish through the head.



/Ow!/ He sais.

/Ow indeed...By the way...I have no NEED for cynicism when I've got...well, you'll see.../

*Walks over to NYC and gives him a glimpse of what is inside his Grocery Bag of Good*

/That's right!/

He sais to the now pale lover of moroseness.

/Ta Ta for now.../

*zooms off*

Oh yes, but cynicism is less likely to make you insane and suicidal, as moroseness might. So, you take your slimey, disgusting, putrid, vile, /yellow/ fish and be so kind and to fling it towards yourself...

*sea comes in and sees NYC's head wound*
wow. FruitBoy is getting really nasty with his fish-flinging. allow me.
*kisses NYC's head, and it heals itself immediately in a matter of milliseconds*
there you go, my friend. you'll live to see another day of evil debauchery...

wow, I must say.

I still think I want to sit down for a while, so you can take my bazooka and use it to its fullest. It wasn't really meant for fish, but it can launch small pieces of fruit long distances...

*devious grin*
now where did FruitBoy go to? i want to test this thing out...

Distint lack of fishes here lately. Fruit-flavoured or otherwise.

I LIKE my distinct lack of fishes...

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*And by some incredible feat of skill (or lack of skill), not ONE FISH manages to touch NYC...*

so, , and ha! hahahahaha!

I've forgotten how to play this game. I know it has something to do with . Or is it ?

Well the idea was to attack one of the players who was not on your side by placing a in their message space.
If another two different members of your team could also place before one of their team could place a they were got and couldn't place fish until they were released.
The aim is to disable the whole of one team in this manner.
A brings a player back in to play at any point but it can only be placed by a registered player.
A new game has to be started by the losers to ensure that winners don't find a quiet spell and win time after time.

...and I bet you remembered all that without having to look it up.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A2474345
You've prompted me to write the rules up. Can you get a team together?

Wow! Vestboy is alive! The Revolutionary HQ of CHOPPERS ain't gonna like this...

Alive and fishing.
Anyone else still around?

*lurks and glowers at NYC thinking we ain't gonna like this*

*Pats red dog on head and gives him a doggie treat*

*wags tail*

*wags vest*

*blinks blankly*