h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*the door seems to be locked, but a panicky, corrupted student runs smack into it.*

Dangabit!

*she looks around, and sees that the debris from the crash forms a very unstable but climbable-looking way back to NYC's hideout. She starts to climb, heedless of any possible danger*

*a black hole appears in the wall of NYC's dorm room, from which NYC jumps through... and falls down three stories to impact with a plume of dust in the debris*

*opens both eyes and looks at the unstable pile of debris*

*a villainous thought springs into a heroic mind *

*comes flying through the hole, lightsaber still in hand*

*beckons to Justin*

You look the Heroic type - give me a hand with this pile of debris.

*offers a mighty heave - the pile shifts alarmingly but doesn't quite collapse*

*comes perilously close to falling, two user spaces up...*

What the...

*looks down and glares menacingly at the heroes, then starts climbing faster*

*finishes tying up unconscious students...*

*...and is nearly knocked flying as NYC lands next to her*



*looks at spare rope in hands*



*advances towards him*

*NYC, splayed out on his back, looks up to see his hideout not so hidden anymore. He wonders whether one can fall three stories and not get injured. At least the view of Corrupt is nice from here*

*whistles, looks him over, and starts on his hands*

How did I manage an empty post?

You wouldn't happen to have any morphine, would you? This hurts a bit...

*SM shakes her head*

Aww, c'mon! I appeal to your humanity as a superhero!

*SM clucks her tongue*

*NYC puts on a cheesy smile* I appeal to your cuteness?

...

Fine! I appeal to my two - armed, manic - dormmates you apparently didn't attempt to tie up?

*rat tat tat*

*wishing that Kalasnikov Kid were still here he ducks and in doing so dislodges a small stck from the debris pile. The small stick dislodges the remains of a chair, the chair dislodges a floorboard, the floorboard shifts and brings down plumbing pipes, plaster and lath and with a roar the whole mound collapses casusing a ripple to run up the pile towards the fleeing Corrupt*

There .... I knew that would do it

*jumping down from NYC's dorm, realises that the impact might hurt and activates the H-Dial*

Oh, I known who I am, I'm...

*hits the pile of stuff and ricohets back up to the dorm*

*comes flying back down again...*

This may take...

*does a somersault jump, using the jedi skills gained from the lightsaber, and lands on the lowest level of debri, then glances round, quickly deflecting a stray volley of bullets*

Oh pants

*attempts to dodge bullets from NYC's dormmates, but takes one in her upper arm*

Ouch

*faints*

*the Dewey Demon, as Bouncing Man, comes flying back down from NYC's dorm [F43030?thread=262002], fumbling for his H-Dial*

Ah, here it is.

*de-activating the H-Dial in order to cease bouncing, he lands heavily on the student who shot Sergeant Mushroom*

Ouch!

*quickly dials H-E-R-O and in a flash turns into .....*

~Fashion Victim Boy~

Oh Pants !

*With a crash, the chiquita conspirator girl goes down under a falling librarian. NYC jumps up and whips out his howitzer*

No, no, it's alright! I'm fine! I just can't feel my legs, and that effect usually costs a lot to-- What in blue blazes is THAT?!

*fashion victim boy makes his grand entrance*

Ack! Plaid and polka dots on opposing pant legs?! That's beyond bad, that's hazardous to one's vision! Somebody, quick! Put that twit out of my misery!

*NYC shields his eyes and stumbles about*

*Fashion Victom Boy removes his Dolce and Gabana sunglasses and with a superstare turns NYC's combat boots into a nice pair of sequin encrusted slingbacks with 8" heels. With another stare he turns his kevlar helmet into a imitation Kit Carson beaver hat died purple and yellow with soft italian leather piping and platinum accessories*

Hah - not so bad for once.