h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Or without the s
http://www.google.se/search?q=curling+calendar+2014&espv=210&es_sm=93&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=kPMFU8CXIoeBywOO6oCIBw&ved=0CD8QsAQ&biw=1152&bih=763#q=%22curling+calendar%22+2014&tbm=isch

for stretching the page, I'll see if I can get the post deleted...

I can see the picture I meant to post the url of, which I can't find in my "Favourites" I'll see if I can pull a direct link off the webpage:

http://sg.sports.yahoo.com/photos/men-of-curling-strip-down-for-charity-slideshow/men-of-curling-calendar-photo-1392561104715.html

Oh my! *fans self*

Currently watching Ironside on SVT, here's a trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BliTQcK3tA0

Was at the Opera yesterday for a dance performance. Can't say I liked it, dance is usually beyond my comprehension.

But the dancers ... wouldn't mind them tied up for spanking...

I had to conduct a tour and a meeting with our entire team of British reps yesterday. Some nice young ones among them - even though they were all hung over from the night before. Oh to be 30 again.

I saw David Tennant with long hair last night (on Sport Relief). So long it's plaited down his back.

I know - that was rather sexy!

http://www.eurovision.tv/page/multimedia/videos?id=99573

Andras, Hungary's Eurovision contestant this year.....

Goodness me, this thread was on my fourth - fourth! - page of my MP list, what have you all been doing?

Anyway, here's an amusing video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvB4-jjRk28

To judge from the comments of that video, it's a parody of one of Julien Doré's videos, but so far, I've failed to find which one.

I watched some Stargate yesterday (S4 I think - so Peak Daniel Jackson time) and within the first few minutes of the ep the doc was checking his appendix scar. That scene really makes me want to blow raspberries on his stomach.

this isn't that scene but...
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/shippychick/Michael/ms4.jpg

Note to self - and you - that Des Hommes e des Chatons is updated every now and then:

http://deshommesetdeschatons.tumblr.com/

A girl at work read out in the lunch break the other day that Bruce Willis was having (has had?) another child and it's a girl again. He so wanted a son.

Can't think why they laughed when I said he should have tried it with me back in the day. I only ever had boys.

I'm having thoughts about footballers and it's all Sho's fault.

oh don't be coy! what's his name???

it's this chappie

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A1s4z62CUAEbpLN.jpg

Graziano Pelle currently of Southhampton.
He's quite tall too - I watched him on Football Focus yesterday being interviewed. He was wearing shorts and he has lovely long shapely legs

He also has an adorable Italian accent and... when he was younger he played football but his sister wanted to dance, so she made him take up ballroom dancing and become her partner. He won lots of awards, apparently, and unlike the embarassment an English player would probably show in explaining that, he said that the skills he learned dancing have improved his football.

totally lovely

unfortunately it's not on the iPlayer

ah here it is!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29849537

He has nice shoulders. They look more than adequate for the job of being massaged with olive oil.

You're a bad influence, missus.

my work here is done

another football player - this time a goalie (my favourites)

I've been going to Gladbach games all season and hadn't noticed how yummy our goalie is (being blinded, as I have been, by his goalkeeping talent)

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you: Yann Sommer

in his workwear

http://www.bundesliga.de/media/images/clubs/bor-moenchengladbach/sommer_borussiapark.variant628x353.jpg

and in his other workwear (as a model for a brand of shampoo)

which is not entirely SFW

http://www.marlieslanker.ch/sites/default/files/styles/flexslider_normal/public/uploads/JOEL%20CARTIER/Advertisement/ML-JOEL%20CARTIER-Advertisement-ad_joel_cartier_8_von_27.jpg?itok=YMS8YTQC