h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'Twas indeed, coely also saw him shirtless.

life is soooooo unfair!

Luckystar has decided to make another male nude charity calendar...

Check out the models here:
<./>T353434</.>

I've been browsing the 2004 calendars for sale in my local Virgin store.

I spotted a Buffy one, gleaned it for a morsel of Spike and under the Buffy selection was a whole calendar of Spike!



You can guess what I've asked for, can't you?

I have a day-by-day LOTR calendar. 366 days of goodness

Spike calendar!

Wel, since no one seems to have gone to look at p158 of the Boots catalogue, here's why some of my friends are geting Jamie Oliver for Christmas. The website has been changed but the catalogue is still around for a laugh. http://www.goatforce5.org/thebakewelltart/ Not for the faint hearted.

Where can one get the LOTR day-by-day thingy?
I've been looking here, but it's obviously not been translated into German


mmmmmm Spike calendar... I'd go for that.

I got it in HMV. Have also seen it in Tower Records.

will stop advertising now and go look at the new Empire mag with its some pictures

Wotcher ladies!

Buying Christmas pressies for my mutant sulk-a-lots has left me too skint to buy a s of C DVD or the Two Towers extended DVD for myself...

*Joins Sho in sulking*

Still, it will give me something to look forward to in the New Year!

Take a peek at who my baby girl has drawn...

http://www.tifaspage.co.uk/sitestuff/images/miscart/portrait.jpg

http://www.tifaspage.co.uk/sitestuff/images/miscart/legolas4DA.jpg

From the number of times my daughter has borrowed my copy of From Hell and the fact that she has a picture of Jack Sparrow on her 'puter desktop, methinks she could be developing an excellent taste in chaps...

Oh, I managed to get the first link to work - but couldn't get the 2nd one to come up.

very though!!!

I got to see both - very impressive!

I couldn't get either to work

The 10 hours of extras on the otC dvd have lots of boy with his shirt open to his waist. Not quite manly enough for me, but very cute all the same.

Ten hours of "extras"!! (Can't help but wonder precisely what sort of extras!)

Sorry the links didn't work...If your inbox can take the strain, I could always send the image(s)...

*holds up hand*

If your daughter doesn't mind... I'd like to have them!

Judge John Deedes on my TV

ok, a friend of mine, who has now wakened the in me... she was invited to Berlin last night, for a party, by a friend. And today made me the following report:

Liv Tyler - gorgeous, short
Elijah Wood - gorgeous, cute, short
Sean Astin - cute, tubby, funny
Dom Monann...hhwhatever - lovely, British, lovely, British...
Sean Bean - knickermelting voice, gorgeous, surprisingly short (but with shirt on)

Not jealous over here at all. Not AT ALL I tell ya!

Yes, email them to me too please, Gwennie, my RL addie as it will take shed size documents quite happily.

I've told No2 son that when he is rich and famous, the band is bound to take off, I shall expect to be invited to all the award ceremonies and appear in his videos. I shall still deign to talk to you all though

They do have a website, with mp3s attached, but I shall have to ask him if I can post it here. Like Mair, he might feel a bit about a bunch of ers dropping by.

Mind you if the band really does take off then they will have to get used to that!

I promise faithfully that when my NaNo bonkbuster leads me to a life of fame, fortune and great parties, I shall invite you ers along for the fun!

In the Sunday Times this week there is a poster of boy, Sho. If you can't get hold of one, you can have mine. I'm happily ing over Aragorn from a couple of weeks ago.

We will hold you to that invitation (most likely on pain of something horrible and quite terrible) Sho!

Oh! And do please give your friend a kick on the shins on my behalf Sho! I am soooo jealous! What party was this? Was it to celebrate something or just a gathering of the rich and famous? How much do you want to introduce me to your friend?

I'll see if I can dig up Mair's images and send 'em to you but keep it under your hats or I'll be in twubble wiv my daughter. (Our relationship is rapidly deteriorating into one similar to Saffy and Edina's in AbFab!) I'm a constant embarrassment to my teenage daughter, who is quite a prude on the quiet! Methinks that her up and coming school Art trip to Amsterdam will be quite an eye opener to her, in more ways than one!

What do you think of this one then ladies? Are you sitting comfortably and full analytical mode?

I seldom have nice dreams and hardly ever dream about anyone worth ing over but during this past week I have dreamt about Sean Bean TWICE! In the first dream, he wined and dined me and we were hiding from my hubby who was on a jealous rampage (Yeah right...As if!). The dream culminated in Sean giving me a beautifully wrapped Christmas , which I carefully opened to reveal a small ceramic bowl containing three miniature cacti and then I woke up!

The following dream was even more as Sean was sitting on the side of a road, watching me polish his car! What was all that about? Perhaps I was hoping that if I worked up enough of a sweat, he'd offer to get in the shower with me!

Hubby John is of the opinion that I'm a really sad case and a totally lost cause as I can't even have a decent erotic dream!

* laughing at the imagery of the car polishing and three cactii*

What shape were the cactii?

Welcome to perimenopausia, Gwennie! Perhaps we should create a Perimenopausia within Hootoo, somewhere nice and quiet and not overlooked

The cacti were little, button shaped ones and not at all the large phallic shape one would have expected!

Perimenopausia? There's actually a NAME for my condition??? I suppose that should make me feel better...