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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted May 2, 2001
*calls the local junkfood-place, orders a _lot_ of 
s in all varieties*
there, should be here any minute!
*doorbell rings, s are here*
Dig in!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 2, 2001
chomp-chomp-chomp-buuuuUUUUURRRRrrrrpppp-chomp-chomp...
Schanksch 1-eye!
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted May 2, 2001
your welcome!
ups... sorry...
I said:
Your welcome!
*goes back to trying to empty the neverempty barrel of beer*
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 2, 2001
Would that by any chance be the beer barrel of the danaides? 
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted May 2, 2001
Que?
I've jush foun' thish horn full o mead (honey 
) it dushn't sheem to get any emptier - sh'great!
::
en sot::
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted May 3, 2001
wazzat, Pierce?
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted May 3, 2001
Must be a similar myth to that of the Never emptying Horn of Mead found in Viking sagas where Thor (I think) managed to drink so much from it the Sea level fell!!!
Thor sounds a painful name to have - must be something to do with his hammer!
:: hee hee hee::
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted May 4, 2001
Oh, I dunno. I know a few Thors (well, Tor, actually, but that's what the guy is called in Norway), and none of them seem to be living in pain...
*drinks beer*
*fast*
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 4, 2001
It's a long story from the greek mythology. In short: The danaides had to fill a bottomless barrel in Hades - which was of course a Sisyphos-task... 
I like the story about Tors drinking horn better. A horn that couldn't be emptied (off mead - or even ) is much more welcomed than a barrel that can't be filled, n'est pas? 
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted May 4, 2001
Well, this barrel can't be filled coz it's already full...
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted May 4, 2001
Not for long!!!
::attached hose to tap and starts sucking.... Rapidly goes bright red with effort::
"Quick someone open the tap before he implodes"
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted May 5, 2001
*opens tap*
*follows same procedure on the extra tap*
*the barrel doesn't empty*
Like I said, it's a neverempty barrel of beer.... It's 
!
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted May 5, 2001
Ahah... But hows I do - I manash to emputty it a lickle bictsh?
Did id shen fill upsh top agin?
What type of ish it?
Losh, and losgh of queshuns......
:: as a skunk that's been drinkning from a neveremptying barrel of beer for a couple of days::
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 6, 2001
Well, if it aint empty-able there's no need to panic, is there?
*Sits down in a non-panically manner and starts enjoying the at a regular pace - which in this case is about a bucket every quarter of an hour (well, it IS quite hot today, innit?) 
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted May 8, 2001
Non - Airconditioned office blues, I got those Non-aircontidioned office blues.....
Phew too - right gis a coupla hyacinths of
Cheers!
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted May 8, 2001
x50
(I really don't feel like wasting my energy on saying anything else. I need all the energy I have to lift those 50 pints...)
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted May 8, 2001
& 
* 50
(Ditto 1i - hope I move office before Summer really starts)..
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 9, 2001
Nah, I'll just move the 50 x . What better airconditioner is there?
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted May 9, 2001
Good point!
*refills 60x, distributes evenly around the table to ensure sufficient cooling*
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 9, 2001
Even-hup-ly? I am so airconditioned by now my share looks like 40x
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