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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 8, 2001
This is getting pretty confusing. Do you know what happens to customers when the hairdresser is confused? 
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Jun 8, 2001
They become bald and earless?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 8, 2001
They end up looking like Maggie Thatcher - even if they are female?
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Jun 8, 2001
I think I need some more 
...
Skål!
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Jun 8, 2001
::puts thumb over hosepipe, as he realises that he really DOES need to breathe::
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
::Puts pipe back in and continues supping ::
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 9, 2001
Ah, yes, and air. What more does a man need?
Except maybe a couple of 
now and then...
...and maybe a couple of 
as well?
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Jun 11, 2001
? Nah, I'm kinda fed up with the opposite sex for a while...
I'll just settle for some and the occasional !
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Jun 12, 2001
::Fed up? Aer you a Cannibal or something::
& 
Or (from Munchkin's Pub Quiz): In order to satisfy an adults daily nutritional requirements it would be possible to drink 1 glass of orange juice, 2 glasses of milk and 47 many pints of Guinness?
Oddly it doesn't specify the size of the Glass of OJ or milk!
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Jun 12, 2001
sorry - add "is all you need", in your heads, after the
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Bumblebee Posted Jun 12, 2001
And how did you know the answer to that one, Argon0? I thought I was exaggerating when I guessed 35! 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 12, 2001
"Fed up with the opposite sex", Ottox. That doesn't sound good Got anything on your mind? Wanna talk about it?
*lines up 47 , some milk an a couple of 
(in case Argon0 and Bumblebee want some as well*
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Bumblebee Posted Jun 12, 2001
Mmm, guys? I don't want to break up anything but I'd like you to know that there's a big bowl of punch over in the Aroma(tic) Caf� (with Blue Dust) . It's for Titania, who's got new job! http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F26140?thread=120700&post=1044747#p1044747 And, the regular's a bit s..l..o..w.. today...
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 12, 2001
I didn't think they served alcohol in that cafe? I'd better have a look then. Even if I am on the waggon this week
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Jun 12, 2001
And which wagon would that be? From Carlsberg or Tuborg?
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Bumblebee Posted Jun 12, 2001
No acohol, but there's no need for that when we have the 
blue dust 
.
But be careful, the side-effects can be highly unpredictable!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 12, 2001
If it is anything like a PGGB I might be enticed to jump off that waggon, Bumble.
I can tell you one thing about that waggon, 1-i: It's not a speedwaggon... 
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Bumblebee Posted Jun 12, 2001
the known side-effects are, as far as I can remember, levitation, laughing, sparkling hair and a lot of tickling bubbles.
And some transfiguration, but nothing to worry about, really..
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 12, 2001
You may miss the sparkling hair but that's probably because I had a haircut yesterday
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Jun 13, 2001
I just realised that a 
is a perfect way to take your mind off hitting the floor in that crucial instant just before you hit it in an attempt to fly - it would have to be administered at exactly the right time, mind....
Blue Dust? I'll have to pop over for a sip....
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