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Reasons not to be me #453
Posted Sep 8, 2002
More tales of woe.
Last night, *i* had a *girl* in my *bed*. not only was she good looking and quite interesting, she was also *semi naked* and *16*. *and* she was a bit *drunk* and had a great *body*. score?
a friend of my brothers - i kind of bumbled into his room and a little party at midnight after a post pub session in the park with my friends. so i stayed and chatted while he tried to get off with his other friend. i will spare you most of the details, bu i convinced her in the end to come up to my room - innocently, as it happens - just cos we were getting along. and she liked me. im sure of it. she was laughing at my every word (this was intentional 
). and it was just my luck to find the only honourable 16 year old in the land. no no no, not honourable in *that* snese. its just she wouldnt cheat on the boyfriend she is going to dump today. gah! i should point out that we wouldnt have got passed first base, before the h2g2 sex-before-marriage quizzlings get to me 
one more reason why you have to laugh, eh?
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garg
Posted Aug 31, 2002
2-1! in extra time! penmalty! accidental handball! arg! ARG!
plus we didnt get fadiga! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG.
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It just goes to show...
Posted Aug 30, 2002
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substantially bizarre
Posted Aug 27, 2002
if id submitted my article on surviving a music festival 5 days ago it would have got there before the one written on the same subject was submitted...
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
Posted Aug 24, 2002
'only 6000 of these were made' is what it says in my new dj shadow CD - how satisfied am i that i found it on a random in a CD shop? THIS happy.
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