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a blog. how very neo-webuser, dahling
Posted Jul 28, 2003
unfortunately, as with everything, the self referential irony will be two notches above unbearable. see? ho hum.
current music: melonbeard, by the lone pidgeon.
current mood: talking to the woman. w00t! (how blog is *that*?)
i have a job. w00t. my parents are doubling whatever i earn (4.77 per hour, nhs salary watchers - about 7 dollars, more or less, lazy american currency conversion phobes). double w00t. i am a hospital porter. 5uxx0r. actually, t'aint too bad. the guys are nice, but a bit dim, some of them. i convinced one that lions were called the kings of the jungle because one species of them lives in tree tops and swings from bough to bough with claws clenched into creepers. i have yet to see a corpse, but there are enough frail and dying old ladies to elicit maximal response from the heavy sympathy gland.
i am looking forward to seeing my cyber girlfriend on friday. yay! its in brum, which means a three hour train ride. boo! she bought the tickets. yay! i feel like a scab. boo! unfortunately my overdraft is reaching critical mass, so thanks to her. all hail emily, king of dunsinane.
i want to buy some music. sadly, i have shit all money, as i have already said. but what should i buy? suggestions below. i mean it. and i wont be rude, unless you start obviously taking the piss, clearly.
all my friends seem to have got firsts, which overshadow my puny 2:2 with one flex of their mighty mind bicepular forces. i dont feel too bad, cos i reckon i can still outwit them, mano a (wo)mano in single banter combat. still, theyll all have poncy scholars gowns and supper, and look like proper oxford bozos. unemployment here i come.
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Latest reply: Jul 28, 2003
Hyphenating guide entry titles - the irrating habit
Posted Jul 20, 2003
thats satire, that is.
oh, how my contact lenses ache.
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Latest reply: Jul 20, 2003
how demeaning
Posted Jun 26, 2003
got to go busting with my mum. this involves rounding up underage drinkers from school who have snuck out and gone to the pub. she is a teacher there, see? for christ's sake, hwo hypocritical is that? im using my knowledge, hard earned by avoiding busting myself last year and the year before, to round up people younger than me. im better than this
what makes it worse is that its raining. 
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Latest reply: Jun 26, 2003
queens of the stone age
Posted Jun 24, 2003
rather good. crowd surfing. testosterone. nick oliveri's unjustifiably large member. big hoary sweaty stacked bearded men with piercings in vests twatting me in the mosh pit. broken shoes. very, very, very sweaty clothes. i love the rock.
interpol and british sea power tonight. phwoar!
libertines tomorrow. wayhay!
gigtastic.
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Latest reply: Jun 24, 2003
Claret Cub
Posted Jun 19, 2003
an invite to the poshest drinking society in Oxford (well, one of them) jacket and tie. Rah!
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Latest reply: Jun 19, 2003
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