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evillene - I'm Baaaaaaack! Posted Jul 2, 2000
greetings. i am new. i am sure you will not like me after you find that i have freed all the villains... and fished you. 
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jul 2, 2000
ha hah hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
tomthedog has met the fury of my evil fishbrick, now you will too!!!
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*crash*
hahahahahahaha!
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Jul 2, 2000
eat fish and be merry!
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Iceraven(Lord of Shadows)(Muse of Vampirism)(Keeper of Things that should not be) Posted Jul 3, 2000
~A swarm of shoulder fired Heat-seeking missle lock onto Uncle heavy and drive my "point" home~
Sweet Dream Big One
~When the smoke clears all that remains is the beat down hero and a Black rose.
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Jul 4, 2000
NYC runs in and pulls a very large (and very yellow) tiger shark, and proceeds to beat Heavy savagely with it...
What's this? The shark is still alive? Hope you figure out how to get out of that mess, Heavy... Hey! Can you hear me in there?!
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Giguschild/Death Avocado. Motto:*Fac ut gaudeam* Posted Jul 5, 2000
The newly recruited Good Guy Death Avocado jumps into the foaray. Pulling a Warm-O-Tronic cabbage from his Grocery Bag of Good, he wedges it into the gap between the veritable Uncle's armpit and chest. He flies off, a satisfied smile on his face as he revels in the feeling of a job well done. 
*SPLOIN-N-N-N-N*
Take that, Super Villains!!
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Iceraven(Lord of Shadows)(Muse of Vampirism)(Keeper of Things that should not be) Posted Jul 5, 2000
ok but only if he takes this
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NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P Posted Jul 5, 2000
you know, I'd hate to see what happens if I were to put this fish between his armpit and chest...
anyway,
and if you haven't see my post in the other battle forum, heavy, but you misspelled SESQUIPEDALIANISM!!!! I suggest you fix it before you embarrass yourself further...
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Giguschild/Death Avocado. Motto:*Fac ut gaudeam* Posted Jul 6, 2000
Uncle, please come to my rescue!!! I'm getting very cold up here!!
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jul 7, 2000
he's frozen... sorry!!!
here's another for ya, heavy man!
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 8, 2000
I'm Back!
Why did I bother.
SEB, Is it me, or have all the other heros just vanished?
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Possum Posted Jul 8, 2000
"Just vanished"? I resent that assumption! We're with you all the way. Where is the trust??? Where IS the trust???
I am back. Fear me. Or don't - it's all the same to me.
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Iceraven(Lord of Shadows)(Muse of Vampirism)(Keeper of Things that should not be) Posted Jul 8, 2000
~jumps into the air and everything freezes as the camara pans around to a new neat angle. Then Ice resumes movement and kicks Heavy in the head leaving a mark that looks like this...~
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Garius Lupus Posted Jul 9, 2000
*Puts bandage on the fish mark, thinking we don't want to lose the guy due to loss of blood. Notices a blood stain on the floor, shaped like: *
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Jul 9, 2000
*Leaps, dripping, from the puddle of water surrounding his corpse, simultaneously drawing a huge mallet from inside his jacket, with which he proceeds to be seven shades of...something from Ice Raven*
Repeat 1000 times "I am not from the Matrix, I am not from the Matrix. Wibble"
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Larj Parz Posted Jul 15, 2000
Uncle Heavy, I just thought you should know that this is the 99th post on this forum... You could start another with a more identifiable title. Just a thought.
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- 81: Lucy Lastick (Jul 2, 2000)
- 82: Gavroche (Jul 2, 2000)
- 83: evillene - I'm Baaaaaaack! (Jul 2, 2000)
- 84: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 2, 2000)
- 85: NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P (Jul 2, 2000)
- 86: Iceraven(Lord of Shadows)(Muse of Vampirism)(Keeper of Things that should not be) (Jul 3, 2000)
- 87: NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P (Jul 4, 2000)
- 88: Giguschild/Death Avocado. Motto:*Fac ut gaudeam* (Jul 5, 2000)
- 89: Iceraven(Lord of Shadows)(Muse of Vampirism)(Keeper of Things that should not be) (Jul 5, 2000)
- 90: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 5, 2000)
- 91: NYC Student - The innocent looking one =P (Jul 5, 2000)
- 92: Giguschild/Death Avocado. Motto:*Fac ut gaudeam* (Jul 6, 2000)
- 93: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 7, 2000)
- 94: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 8, 2000)
- 95: Possum (Jul 8, 2000)
- 96: Iceraven(Lord of Shadows)(Muse of Vampirism)(Keeper of Things that should not be) (Jul 8, 2000)
- 97: Garius Lupus (Jul 9, 2000)
- 98: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Jul 9, 2000)
- 99: Vestboy (Jul 15, 2000)
- 100: Larj Parz (Jul 15, 2000)
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