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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 12, 2001
Great questions of the ages
Will Uncle Heavy be as famous as Ottox?
To be, or not to be?
What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
If a five-pound weight and a one-pound weight were dropped simultaneously from the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa, would the five-pound weight fall five times as fast as the one-pound weight?
(Extra credit for cheating here, by the way...)
Why can't Uncle Heavy go away for a few days, confident that his friends will continue posting here?
(Okay, okay, I know that last question is the hardest of all, but do your best. If necessary, we'll grade on a scale)
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Aug 12, 2001
not only that, but the most pertinent question of all, i feel, too.
Phreako, you should write obsessive compulsive after your name or something 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 12, 2001
And the answer is 42, right?
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Aug 12, 2001
yes! the answer is 42!!!!!
and somehow i think i'm partially responsible for phreako's smiley compulsions, however i refuse to take responsibility for my actions. 
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 13, 2001
I'd just like to point out that in view of the fact I am both UH's GA and Ottox's GA that I've probably got a lot of reflected fame
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 13, 2001
Well, the ripples are still spreading
from Phreako's avalanche of smileys.
I intend to imitate it, but use text
all the way. Not just repetitious
text, but text that means something.
This will take time, lots of time.
Just keep it in mind.
(This was not a threat. It might not
even happen if/when I get lazy)
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Aug 13, 2001
that probably makes you more famous than both of us
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Aug 13, 2001
..............cuddles?
/uncle cuddles/?!
oh, i'm going to have a FIELD DAY elsewhere with this.... 
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Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old. Posted Aug 13, 2001
You're probably right! 
Hehehe; I had a kitten called Cuddles once
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Aug 14, 2001
*ish laughter*
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Aug 14, 2001
awww tom I diddent know you had such a sweet nickname 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 14, 2001
Ain't it just darling?
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Aug 14, 2001
I definatly think we should call him cuddles from now on
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 14, 2001
Shouldn't we make that Uncle Cuddles?
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Aug 14, 2001
Unkie Cuddwe-poo!
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Aug 14, 2001
lets waight untill he is back online, trow names at him and wichever makes him sulk the most we use
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Aug 14, 2001
sounds good, bob!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 14, 2001
What if he knows what's waiting for him here?
Suppose he hides out in another thread till
we give up and go home?
What then?
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Aug 14, 2001
we won't give up.
but if he tries it, we'll go after him.
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