h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

All you need now is an idea and some willing researchers

YAY will you
im thinking an soceress for you yes perfect well if you want to be in it

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i take that as a YES???? can you spread around youre mates to ask if they want to be in a story i dont want to include people that dont want to be in it

WEll who do you know on h2g2?

um you, moose, quille, FwT and this is a sample of a story i wrote three years again:
The Truth

This is very hard for me, I have never told anyone how I became this way, but Sara advised me to write it down so I try to link together the events that has happened to me the past year or so.
I’ll start by telling you unknown reader about myself
I will describe myself then before everything happened. I had Shoulder length brown with electric blue streaks (from my mother but more about her later.) Emerald green eyes small thin blood red lips. I was quite tall for my mother’s origins. I will tell you about her she by trade was a water nymph Supposedly to be small graceful beautiful and highly magical. . Well I suppose 2 out of 4 isn’t bad I am, graceful and highly magical. To be truefull I am not entirely sure about the beautiful part .I don’t know about my mother because she ran off when I was 3, 13 years ago so I don’t know anything about her apart from the guilt frame picture my father keeps in his workshop.
I will tell you about my father unknown one. He is tall muscular and a certified order of 7 which in truth is extremely high but that is probably where I got some of my magical talent from.
Enough descriptions I will now tell you about the day these situations began, it began normally as I grabbed some toasted bread from Mrs Cayle (our cook) AND RACED OUT. Only one thing on my mind Sara would kill me if I were late again. I ran to the stable s and grabbed Meiwa my emerald horse (a present from my father for my 13th birthday) jumped on “
I turned into the stable yard of the magic academy of incantations. I was in my final year and under the tuition of the toughest teacher Sara and order 8 enchanter the only one in the academy!
Because I have a nymph for a mother and an order 7 near order 8 for a farther I was one of the most powerful pupils in the school A reason for Sara to be every other reason to be hard on me.
That morning I went into the study room of Sara where she was sitting looking at the door worriedly. In addition, when I burst in she looked even more worried she rose majestically And hugged me I was shocked Sara normally was scathingly nasty to me. What she said next was even more strange then her actions!
“Thank the heavens they haven’t got you”
I replied as shocked as I felt “what do you mean what haven’t you told me?!” Another interesting Thing about Sara was that she was as honest as you could get.
She sighed and replied despairingly “ I shouldn’t tell you your fathers wishes you not know but now they are after you I suppose there is know way out!”
“what who is after me” I said frantic now.
“they are the nymph!, they believe that you belong with them” seeing my bewildered face she continued “ A while back the Queen Nymph set a alliance with the king sprite. A powerful alliance which was dependent that sparked it off the love between the Sprite king and the nymph queen.” She paused and then drew breath quickly” Then the queen and the King had a child everyone was happy, until they had a fight and deposited the child on the queens lady in waiting a water nymph who was living with a wizard.” She paused and comprehension dawned on me but I kept quiet
“but for three years the couple lived happily with each other took the basic steps that were necessary such as changing the appearance of there baby so she looked half human and half nymph instead of half nymph and half Sprite. She should have looked like the Nymph Queen tall and shapely with pure white hair and emerald eyes. The only thing that the magic couldn’t work on was the emerald eyes and the magical power.
This was fine with the couple but disaster struck after the child’s
3rd birthday the nymph was called to the queens side for the queen was ill tragically ill, The wizard was heartbroken and brought the nymph up by himself….Sara ended the story and turned to me I was surprised to see tears in her eyes
I shuddered and repressed the tears as my, the world that I knew fell apart around me “what has happened to my, I mean the queen”
She turned away and sobbed “she is alive as I know. And do you know why I am telling you this”
I nodded And Sara continued
“Now that there queen is dying and there king old the sprites and nymphs are looking for a monarch and because you are the only child of there present rulers"
I was shocked "Why me why not a member of parliment???"

Well that could be your starting point, or you could work it around the Ministry?

okay so you've got Moose, Quille, FwT and me...what about Pete, you're in her fan club after all

Try and think about characters for these people, if you know them relatively well you can add a little of their personalities into the part they play in your story...then as you become friendly or meet new researchers you can bring in a new character and twist the plot so you get a new view or experience being brought in.

This sounds like it'll be good Phoniex, you've got ideas and you obviously know how the fantasy genre works (I suggest if you haven't already read the HHGTTG and maybe Starship Titanic or other DNA books so you can maybe add aspects like his to your work) all you need to do now is sit down in a spare moment and have a go

And I'm here if you need help

i think ill write a new one and i think ill change the names around just a little like yours will be Emmenth

Well I quite like Serendipity because it does say something about me

Anyway you should probably keep them pretty much the same because then the researchers will know who you're on about.

Certainly write a new one though, if you have other ideas go for it

that's a great idea serendipidity and sereana for short i mean Quille will be Quillethe (her full name)

So you've got yourself an idea then

i know aint it great

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how do you right in colours i want the background to be green and the writing black and curvy