h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

we're nowhere near as bad!

It's just that several members of our class decided to play cricket indoors...

Going to have lunch now...

Once we had got bored of mutilating the classroom, we decided to mutilate bodily parts of a few classmates. Some people gave this guy called Ryan a REALLY big wedgie in the way that he could see the lable at the back of his underwear. We were trying to get it over his head...Teachers that walked by didn't even notice, indeed one just remarked: "Can you keep the noise down, boys?"

just wait until someone gets an atomic wedgie

Please explain...

Atomic Wedgies are where the waist band actually goes over your head!

Oooohhh...those must hurt...is there anyone in your school that has actually got one of those?

I havent seen one but I'm sure someone has had one

I feel sorry for that person...

So do I.

Were you watching Sport Relief when they showed you this...err...accident at a pole vault competition?

I didn't see that bit, tuned in for They thinks it's a question of sport or whatever they called it and Johnny Vegas.

It was awful...this pole vaulter, it was all going well when he went over the bar, but there was an accident involving the position of the pole when he fell back down...it was at just the right position, and just the right angle so that the vaulter castrated himself...

BLOODY HELL!

I know

It was worse watching it...his entire future social life ruined by his own ambitions...

It's the javel that I think is funny, I mean what happens if the offical gets a bit over excited and gets speared (without it hitting the ground) gets bundled straight into an amublance (with javel) carted off to hospital...World Record would be miles!

It all sounds too cringeworthy for me