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at last!
Ms. Danger Started conversation Jun 6, 2000
At last I have found you, you dirty rotten American-mind melting sod! Vengenance is mine (even if I am unsure of how to spell it, after all you will recall I am a melty mind).
I just want the Universe to know, that your sinister plot to implant all fertility challenged couples in America with your twisted seed has failed! Alas, Americans are destined to go forward on their one way voyage to utter dismality (I made that up) as their asses forever expand to finally melt (along with their brains) and become one with their couches! THIS IS DESTINY! Your ill-fated attempt to inject this Nation under GOD, indivisible with liberty and justice for all upperclass white males, with your foul British wit, intelligence and bad dental hygiene (can someone please hook up a spell check to this thing? Do you think my melty American brain can handle running WORD 2000 and AOL at the same time? Pulease!) has failed!!! We shall forever be slaves to half hour sitcom humor, where cliche is the word for the day! Long live "The Brady Bunch" a fine American institution! (I am feeling all swoozy and patriotic all the sudden...quick someone get me a midol!)
Ms. Danger
at last!
YourEnormity Posted Jun 11, 2000
Hello Dear, I've replied to your 'Welcome Message' so go read that!
Much Love,
The Marquis.
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