Life is a small blue furry creature with fins that sometimes answers to the name of Susan.

WELCOME!! My name is The Marquis of Chipping Sodbury but you may address me as YourEnormity. Sometime back in the last millenium my mothers placenta hit the pedal-bin and I officially arrived on this strange little planet as a Member of the Human Race. Unfortuately due to the restrictions of breaking in a new brain and teaching it to controll bits of my body that kept leeking without my permission, I forgot my purpose for being here in the first place.
So (I know you're not supposed to start a sentence with 'so' but I really, truly, deeply don't care!) by way of something to do untill I remembered what it was I was supposed to be doing in the first place, I decided to explore this planet and go on a few crusades to spread my own brand of wit and wisdom and to confuse as many Americans as I could find. This I did and continue to do with great success.
What information I have gleaned and adventures I have had I will submit to The Guide in the hope it will make your drab little lives more interesting. Who knows? You may even learn something useful you had not known before. Then again you may just permanently be a bit thick. Either way, sod this for a game of soldiers, I 'm off on another crusade.

Peace & Love, Happiness & Joy,


The Marquis of Chipping Sodbury. ><>

P.S. You can now visit HisEnormity at:" > />


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