h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

He has such a delicate touch...with his good hand

*swings feet happily*

*thinks about painting toenails*

black toenails with golden

there it is! thought i'd seen something. and a bad splinter it is too. and in a delicate place. someone hand me some tweezers or pliers or something?

better get the rum ready for disinfecting the area afterwards...

*braces herself*

Good job I trust my favourite

*holds breath and closes eyes*

::gathers all his strength - and empties the rum bottle::

oops, forgot to disinfect...

better get me another bottle

I better before he gets too

too ?

is that even possible

Yea...you might fall asleep on the job

reminds me of the undertaker who used to nap in a coffin when business was slow

Does he sell them as "tried out"?

or second hand bed?

No new gossip then?

Of the romantic kind?

Nah, well's dry here...

*sniffs*

Nothing in the wind, either.

Someone got to be at it! come on fess up ..'pokes subscribers'

starts fishing!

Hmmm

*goes off to lurk some journals* - it'll take my mind off my son and grandson fighting

watches baby toddle off in thin air...."she her fly"

Well, is there a rule that the people have to have met irl? (I seem to remember that being said at one time...) If not, then I know a couple that have gone completely public If so, then it'll be awhile before they can be listed, because he's outside of Seattle, Washington, and she's in Jerusalem...