h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, more so. Actualy I think it's more like pollatomish they get.

POLLATOMISH

Peevish, restless, inclined to pull the sutffing out of sofas.

Finally a name for it.

I can say that the 5 women thing is true...I have 2 other sisters and mum and we always used to get it at the same time...not fun in the slightest.

Plus dad and guys in general are really insensitive about it.

Blimey, backlog

I have never had sympathy for period pains or PMT.


Intergender characteristics ???

I once found a site called "Chicks with dicks" when I was looking for something else.
Honest!


And I have been watching that programme "Make me a man" {I thought it was about something else too.....}
It was about 4 people who were born girls who wanted to BECOME men.

I have never met a woman who wished she was a man.

It's only ever crossed my mind when in the advanced stages of pregnancy/early labour.

I get completely weird PMT compared to most people I know who get like head aches and cramps.

The highs are quiet fun until you hit the ground with a thud.

I and my friends have been sympathetic to people with PMT, but a significant number of the times I tried it I got a rant about how hellish it was to be a woman and how easy it was to be a man, and went home hanging my head in shame for my reckless maleness. I also get to be honorary gay friend in those "aren't men b*****ds?" conversations ... I'm not sure if this means girls don't believe I'm a man, or just don't really notice I'm there ....

Who said that?

Nah, they probably just think you're a good listener

just shock them with a bit of arent women bitches talk.

it'll get you a slap probably

And therein lies the hypocrisy!

Yep

Women are SO HYPOCRITICAL!

hee hee hee

You looking to get one of the lasses her fighting with you?

Nope ... fighting with YOU!

hee hee hee

So it is still depressing to hear a bunch of girls going off o one about your entire gender. Like it's something you can choose. Which brings us back (and doesn't everything?) to complimenting a woman's body.

Seriously, how can I stop girls doing that? I can't help feeling it's part and parcel with teh "you're like a *brother*" attitude ... hence the attempt to become less evolved ....

Its how you first talk with them, you got to make it obvious from the beginning that your talking with them to sleep with them rather than be friends, if thats what you want, if you want just to be friends with them then just take that attitude into the conversation

I once saw a program about this couple, a man and a woman. It was interesting because the man used to be a woman, and the woman used to be a man.

I used to be a diesel locomotive, but it's never helped me pull ...

... I want to have sex AND be friends. All women say that's what they want, so what's the gig?

By "all women" I in fact mean "most of the women I've heard plus the standard model stereotype".

God I'm so pollatomish.

Ye i know what you mean, i got heaps of friends that are girls, and i prolly because we are friends couldnt sleep with them, for some reason thats what they want, but it doesnt happen that way. Saying that when have you ever known a girl who really knows what they want??