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Ahhh and so many of my friends have told me similar stories... well done for telling us though UH.

a really memorable experience then

the owl

damn straight. most edifying. useful to score one up on shgallow friends (you had a one night stand! you playa) but ive decided not to really count it as my first time...

why because you can't remember whether you did or didn't do the deed you being slightly under the influence

no i did do it alright

now u have proved my point i was making to em earlier

is it first and only so far? or are we hiding more dirty flings away for later?

i wonder if they were all as memerable as this one ??

*giggle*

I wouldn't know

no,thats it so far...

i know you wouldn't know em.i was talking to uncle heavy . this is the type of man that is lurking about and i use the term very loosely they think its funny to sleep around and bugger the consequences

i havent proved your point. i was feeling low, and i was feeling drunk and i regret it. im not the sleep around type.

Charming.

but you were proud of your conquest if iremember*i couldn't even remember her face* very grown up and mature

will this arrogant tosser please f**k off somewhere else? that wasnt pride that was shame you moron. thanks for the sympathy there.

Put the handbags away ladies!

i must have hit a raw nerve down to name calling are we now !

yes, you have hit a raw nerve. i object to being called shallow when my story was clearly one expressing regret. im not a casual slep aropund person or i would have gone on and on about how great i was. so id rather you kept your judgemental nose out of it if its not too much trouble thank you so very much

i wasnt being judgemental its just you come across as the easy come easy go kinda guy . i'm sorry if i offended

*steps between the two*

STOP FIGHTING!!!!!